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The Trial of Darn Porpington (2019)

Family Re-Redefined.

Genre : Comedy, Action

Runtime : 1H 21M

Director : George Earwicker

Synopsis

A surrealist zero budget comedy shot in Dorset over 11 days. Darn is a quiet, reserved girl until her unfounded arrest forces her to take a stand, for the sake of herself and her family. With the help of her girlfriend, Vlad, and a goofy footie hooligan, Dan, she embarks on a quest for truth and liberty that takes her from scuzzy saloons, to abandoned castles and the very darkest recesses of Footenmouth.

Actors

Hetty Earwicker
Hetty Earwicker
Darn Porpington / Bolt Head / No Egg Silcox
Frances Robson
Frances Robson
Mimsy Porpington / Lyme, Son of Lyme / Vlad Ball
Thomas Robson
Thomas Robson
Basil Porpington / Dan Daniels
George Earwicker
George Earwicker
Mum Porpington / Butch the Dog / Ghouli Porpington

Crews

George Earwicker
George Earwicker
Director
George Earwicker
George Earwicker
Writer
George Earwicker
George Earwicker
Editor
Hetty Earwicker
Hetty Earwicker
Producer
Frances Robson
Frances Robson
Producer
Thomas Robson
Thomas Robson
Producer
George Earwicker
George Earwicker
Producer

Trailers and other movies

'The Trial of Darn Porpington' (2019) - Trailer 1

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