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Preexisting Conditions

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 32M

Director : Brian Dorton

Synopsis

Two gal pals go on an adventure to the local library in search of the titular tome, accompanied by an irrepressible woman out for revenge.

Actors

Brian Dorton
Brian Dorton
Katrina Lizhope / Kinky Lovers
Douglas Conner
Douglas Conner
Melissa Couch / Stacey Gay / Masked Sexual Partner
Gerica Horn
Gerica Horn
Ms. Green / Sister Marcella / Chowlynn / Rhonda Lizhope
Ayana Moore
Ayana Moore
Clitty Hyman
Jenny Coulter
Jenny Coulter
Beatrice
Justin Rhine
Justin Rhine
Jack / Caitlyn Quootie
Frederick Ferguson
Frederick Ferguson
The Man
Laura Lee Black
Laura Lee Black
Tracy
Bo Pearl
Bo Pearl
Dan
Anthony Dorton
Anthony Dorton
Mohawk
Brad Anderson
Brad Anderson
Kevin Ross
Fritz Dorton
Fritz Dorton
The Interrupter
Kelli Ellis
Kelli Ellis
Helen
Courtland Fuller
Courtland Fuller
Carl
Dixie Gers
Dixie Gers
Selina
Ruthie Hodge
Ruthie Hodge
Deebree
Danny Hucks
Danny Hucks
Cemetery Caretaker
Molly Karl
Molly Karl
Dinky
Kaylee Kirk
Kaylee Kirk
Library Patron
Natalie Kirk
Natalie Kirk
Librarian
Taylor Kirk
Taylor Kirk
Library Patron
Roger Lewis
Roger Lewis
Racist
Brandi Owens
Brandi Owens
Stella Jones
Dan Schenck
Dan Schenck
Cialis / Dancer
Lance Sizemore
Lance Sizemore
Ms. Green's Nephew / Cemetery Assassin
Dustin Montana Walsh
Dustin Montana Walsh
Pool Boy

Crews

Brian Dorton
Brian Dorton
Director
Brian Dorton
Brian Dorton
Writer
Brian Dorton
Brian Dorton
Producer
Douglas Conner
Douglas Conner
Cinematography
Douglas Conner
Douglas Conner
Editor
Michael Rysinger
Michael Rysinger
Casting
Frederick Ferguson
Frederick Ferguson
Stunts
Courtland Fuller
Courtland Fuller
Stunts
Geri Horn
Geri Horn
Costume Supervisor
Geri Horn
Geri Horn
Key Hair Stylist
Douglas Conner
Douglas Conner
First Assistant Director
Brian Dorton
Brian Dorton
Supervising Editor
J. Chris Stevens
J. Chris Stevens
Thanks
Thomas Townsend
Thomas Townsend
Thanks

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