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Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird’s attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.
Hired to help launch a new hot rock group called "Tommy and the Penetrations," Mark finds himself dropped into the opulent drug-filled and orgiastic lifestyle of Hollywood. Mark is suddenly haunted by visions of a horny group of people everywhere he goes. Are they some sort of mind-bending fantasy or reality?
Linda York is the redhead who plays the youngest daughter, Jenny. She's the one who strips down to her purple panties in the swimming pool and seduces the older Mr. Brandt, getting him to scrub her back in the shower. Linda is probably best remembered for her role as Brandy, the possessed teenage daughter in Angel Above, the Devil Below, a porn spoof on The Excorcist
Betty
Buxom nudist mistress Marie wants her lover to hire a private detective to tape the lover's wife with the lover's college dropout stepbrother. But while the men's secretaries seduce them, Marie seduces the stepbrother by herself.
Lost comedy about swingers.
Stripper
A gangster's former mistress hooks up with a troupe of circus midgets who, as a sideline, rob banks and casinos.
Orgy Senorita #2
A young girl and her boyfriend go on a trip to Mexico, but are kidnapped by three thugs and taken to a mountain cabin.
Miss Hyde
A crazed doctor, who has already murdered a man, finds Dr. Jekyll's diary and mixes up Jekyll's formula. He mixes up a batch of the potion, turns into the Jekyll monster and begins to stalk, rape and murder women.
(as Jane Tsentis)
Softcore movie.
Blonde Succubus
Not the smartest couple in the world, Bill and Lisa spend the last night of their "swinging European vacation" at the haunted castle of spooky Countess Dominova, just in time for Bill to make love to a succubus, Lisa to become the "Bride of the Devil" and everyone to wallow in some serious Terror at Orgy Castle.
Jane (uncredited)
Hit the road with a roving film crew as they explore California and Nevada hottest Pleasure Spots and expose the most sexually liberated hipsters and sensual swingers you’ll ever meet in this explicit, let-your-hair-down time capsule of the 70’s free-lo
Junie
A religious fanatic murders people who are engaging in sex.
Party Girl / Production Assistant (uncredited)
This is like a documentary on the scandals in the Golden Age of Hollywood during the 1920's. Contains many reenactments of major scandals.
Paul is married to Andrea and they love each other very much but have become bored in the bedroom. They’ve tried all sorts of role-play fantasies and kinky sex, but decide to buy a swinger’s magazine out of curiosity. They decide to meet up with Tom and Marie, who owns a 32-foot yacht. They have a good swap session but want to keep looking. They finally end up at the Venus Swing Club but are surprised by what they see.
Blonde with John
A narrator tells us about modern sexual freedom, and we’re treated to examples, beginning with a ’69’ on the beach. Sexy girls dance to a bongo beat, and Sandy Carey is introduced as a fortune teller playing an organ. Gap-toothed Terri Johnson is her customer at the crystal ball.
Inga
The Godmother (1972. 62 min., Tina Smith, Ann Ali, Keith Erickson) is a lost hardcore sexploitation rarity loaded with big tits and gritty sleaze! Two of the starlets form legendary big-tit short film Breast Orgy team up to take revenge on a heroin dealer responsible for their friend's death. Voluptuous print model Ann Ali, who had only a few career film appearances is a sight for sore eyes as she rocks both striptease and hardcore sex scenes. Equally alluring is Tina Smith whose heavy tits defy the laws of gravity!
Blonde Swinger in Foreground (as Jean Louise)
A young housewife gets involved in the "swinging" scene and discovers that it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Witch
A young man named David unknowingly ventures into a land controlled by the powerful witch queen, Alotta, and her coven. Every year the local villagers must offer a child to the queen in order to maintain a pact of peace. But David has fallen in love with a river nymph named Yyala and he cannot have a relationship with her as long as he has a soul. So, he offers his soul to Alotta in exchange for the life of a sacrificial child. Now David and Yyala can be together, but if Yyala ever abandons him, his life belongs to the witch...
Flesh Market Slave #1
A boxer's manager pays a prostitute to make his boxer's nights hot, and endless. Not so strange, considering all the dirty deals the manager has with the local mafia. The strong champion has to contend with the sexy girl, before he gets to the ring with the title contender. But there are other interests at play, and more girls to play.
Pamela (as Nancy Nice)
Guy in a pickup truck kidnaps 5 women off the street, intending to make them his sex slaves.
A sweet and almost theatrical story of an elderly tailor (Lester) reminiscing about youth before his own death. A pompous director calls Lester in to get a suit made, is he up to the task? Also, will the most important film of the directors life starring the most beautiful man in the world be made?
Marian Leslie
The Hilarious Escapades of an Infamous Lover!
Cassandra
A witch uses her powers to seduce a handsome young man.
A man returns home to his wife, and they have sex.
Based on Ed's book, The Only House, was thought to be just an alternate version of Necromania, which is also based on the book. This has proven to be untrue, although it appears to have been unfinished. According to Rudolph Grey: "Wood evidently began as director but was replaced by producer-cameraman Saul Resnick. In his resume, Wood tales screenplay credit. Uschi Digard did not remember shooting this 1970 1-day wonder, although she has extensive dialogue."
Norma
A heroin addict grabs a young woman from off the street and rapes her in a back alley. After he learns that she is a member of a vicious street gang searching for him, he decides to hide out.
Dominatrix
In this hardcore parody of "Dragnet", two vice detectives roam the city looking for prostitutes. Only instead of arresting them, the cops have sex with them. One day they hit the "jackpot" when they discover a brothel.
Joyce Hagan
A man commits a series of murders due to his dual personalities and his zodiac birth sign.
A young couple having problems with their marital/sex life visit an Indian 'guru' at his reserve and ask him for help in this soft-core drama.
A bunch of hippies get high and have an orgy
Conception Room Girl
As an alternative to being drafted, a young man is given the job of fathering 2000 children for a future perfect race.
Suzanne
Dr. Christina is a columnist who gives readers of a Swedish newspaper sex advice. She is assigned to Paris to cover the sexual scene among the youth of France. She winds up not only covering the sex life of Paris, but getting involved in it also.
Girl in Chair
Harem Woman
Three beautiful Israeli spies go undercover and infiltrate a terrorist training camp, but are discovered, captured and interrogated (in various stages of nudity).
Evelyn
A carnival owner gets mixed up with gangsters and a speedboat racer. He soon finds himself in danger of losing his business, his wife and all his money.
If you're a younger gent, your exposure to grindhouse flicks may only be with a Quentin Tarantino film, which is fine--but grindhouse flicks really began in adult cinema and that's what's on display here! Don't let the name fool you. While the moniker might suggest coitus elevated to a transcendent level of Eastern-influenced sexual enlightenment where mind, body and soul come together as One in the act of lovemaking, you can be sure that Harem Hangups delivers a bunch of dudes in genie pants and turbans...but more than its fair share of mindless, clueless, soul-eroding screwing where any glimmer of magic has long since departed.