Robert Staats

Movies

That's Adequate
Premiere M. C.
This mockumentary about fictional movie studio Adequate Pictures boasts an interesting cast. Tony Randall hosts, and James CoCo (practically on his deathbed) stars as head of the studio. Includes parodies of everything from silent comedies to porn, including an ultra violent "three stooges" style comedy team who put a new spin on the eye poking gag.
The Comeback Trail
E. Eddie Eastman
Sketchy producers hire an ailing movie star, hoping to cash in on the insurance when he dies.
Fairy Tales
Doorman / Tommy Tucker
On his twenty-first birthday, the Prince goes on a quest that takes him across the land searching for the one woman that gets him sexually excited, Princess Sleeping Beauty.
Auditions
E. Eddie Edwards
A pseudo-documentary about the processes involved in putting together and casting actors and actresses for a porn film. Although several actual porn stars are in the film, it is not a porn film itself.
Mr. Billion
Conductor
A fortuneless auto mechanic inherits a billion dollar financial empire when his uncle dies. However, there is one stipulation. In order to claim his fortune he must arrive in San Francisco within twenty days, and along the way there are a number of people who want to "share" his wealth.
The Faking of the President
A mockumentary from directors Alan and Jeanne Abel. The film uses "cut-ups" of Nixon quotes to tell a different narrative of his presidency.
Night Call Nurses
E. Eddie Edwards
The sweet and perky Barbara, the sunny Janis, and the responsible Sandra are a trio of young and attractive nurses who work in the psych ward at a hospital. The threesome really have their hands full dealing with nutty patients, creepy stalkers, and black revolutionaries
The Projectionist
The Pitchman
A projectionist bored with his everyday life begins fantasizing about his being one of the superheroes he sees in the movies he shows.
Putney Swope
Mr. War Toys
Swope—the only black man on the executive board of an advertising firm—is accidentally put in charge after the death of the chairman.