Kirk C. Johnson

Kirk C. Johnson

History

Kirk C. Johnson is an actor and writer, known for Richard Cocksmith and the Above-Ground Pool (2008), Manbabies (2009) and The Unicorn (2018).

Profile

Kirk C. Johnson

Movies

We Joined A Cult
Two friends on their way to a game of kickball find themselves incessantly pressured to join an incompetent satanic cult.
Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge
Kirk
Following the events of the original with the survivors attending the funeral of “Rad Chad” Buckley, which quickly devolves into an elaborate series of death traps centered around Chad’s favorite films, forcing the guests to band together and use the rules of horror to survive the bloody game.
GUTS
Horace
A guy with his guts on the outside of his body really wants a promotion.
Scare Package
Tommy
Chad Buckley is a horror aficionado, and he's lonely. Chad spends his days at his struggling genre video store arguing with his only regular customer, Sam. When an unsuspecting applicant shows up, Chad begins to teach him about the rules of horror and his video store at large, much to the chagrin of Sam. During Chad's on-boarding process, we weave in and out of different hilarious horror shorts, each one geared at a different set of horror tropes. As this new applicant learns the ropes, he begins to suspect Chad of something sinister, but we quickly learn that he may have a secret of his own.
The Amazing Johnathan Documentary
Executive Producer
What begins as a documentary following the final tour of a dying magician - "The Amazing Johnathan" - becomes an unexpected and increasingly bizarre journey as the filmmaker struggles to separate truth from illusion.
The Unicorn
Writer
An engaged couple is forced to visit Palm Springs for a weekend to celebrate her parents’ 25th wedding vow renewal and discover the apparent secret to their happy marriage — threesomes. Determined to properly celebrate their own “re-engagement,” they set out on a wild night in search of a threesome of their own but the experience takes an intense turn, exposing deeper relationship problems and threatening their future together.
Lazer Team 2
Officer Vandenbloom
After Woody goes missing while working on secret alien research, the former members of Lazer Team must come together to rescue their lost friend.
We Summoned A Demon
Kirk
They just wanted to be cool. Instead, they got a demon.
The Golden Rut
Bicycle Dude
Opposites attract when a broke, bohemian playboy actor falls for a sweet natured, career driven entrepreneur with a sexy identical twin sister.
Death Metal
Lars
A metalhead gets passed down a satanic guitar that riffs to shreds.
Lazer Team
Officer Vandenbloom
Four losers are thrust into the position of saving the world when they stumble upon a UFO crash site and become genetically equipped to the battle suit on board.
Hit
Brandon
Brandon thinks he's met the girl of his dreams, until she brings a dead body on their first date.
Bad Guy #2
Bad Guy #2
When you're the #2 Bad Guy, your days are usually numbered.
Keith & Heath
Bartender
A story of two identical twins that are the best of friends...and puppets.
Balls Out
Ace
With marriage, graduation, and the real world looming on the horizon, fifth year senior Caleb Fuller reassembles the ol' team of misfits for one last epic run in Intramural football.
Austin High
Producer
What would happen if a group of high school slackers grew up and became the faculty at their own high school?
Austin High
Writer
What would happen if a group of high school slackers grew up and became the faculty at their own high school?
Future Farmer
Adam
On a futuristic plantation where fruits are genetically enhanced with animal DNA, farmer Garrett Kelly and his android farm hand ADAM desperately fight to hide their trade secrets from competitors. When his nephew threatens to sell the farm and use the money to leave the planet with his fiancé, Garrett ponders more drastic measures.
Prince and the N.P.G. Present... 3 Chains o' Gold
In Egypt, princess Maytes father is assassinated by seven men, leaving her with the sacred three chains of gold. She decides to seek out the help of Prince in USA, and sends him a tape of her dancing. Prince immediately falls in love with her, but is frightened by the commitment. He tries to escape through having sex with others, but his heart isn't in it. His heart belongs to Mayte...