Richard L. Bare

Richard L. Bare

Birth : 1913-08-12, Turlock, California, USA

Death : 2015-03-28

History

Richard Leland Bare (August 12, 1913 – March 28, 2015) was an American director, producer, and screenwriter of television shows and short films. Born in Turlock, California, he attended USC School of Cinematic Arts where he directed his most notable student film, The Oval Portrait, an adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's story. He became notable post-graduation for writing and directing the Joe McDoakes series of short films for Warner Brothers between 1942 and 1956, featuring George O'Hanlon in the title role. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Richard L. Bare
Richard L. Bare

Movies

The Twilight Zone: A 60th Anniversary Celebration
Director
Six episodes of the original series, restored and on the big screen for the first time, and a special retrospective documentary encompass this Fathom Event.
Wicked, Wicked
Producer
A tongue-in-cheek psycho movie in "Duo-vision." The entire feature employs the split-screen technique used in parts of Brian De Palma's "Sisters" that same year. As a handyman at a seacoast hotel, Randolph Roberts wears a monster mask while he kills and dismembers women with blond hair. Tiffany Bolling is a singer, Scott Brady is a detective and Edd "Kookie" Burns is a lifeguard. The music is the original organ score for the silent film "Phantom of the Opera."
Wicked, Wicked
Writer
A tongue-in-cheek psycho movie in "Duo-vision." The entire feature employs the split-screen technique used in parts of Brian De Palma's "Sisters" that same year. As a handyman at a seacoast hotel, Randolph Roberts wears a monster mask while he kills and dismembers women with blond hair. Tiffany Bolling is a singer, Scott Brady is a detective and Edd "Kookie" Burns is a lifeguard. The music is the original organ score for the silent film "Phantom of the Opera."
Wicked, Wicked
Director
A tongue-in-cheek psycho movie in "Duo-vision." The entire feature employs the split-screen technique used in parts of Brian De Palma's "Sisters" that same year. As a handyman at a seacoast hotel, Randolph Roberts wears a monster mask while he kills and dismembers women with blond hair. Tiffany Bolling is a singer, Scott Brady is a detective and Edd "Kookie" Burns is a lifeguard. The music is the original organ score for the silent film "Phantom of the Opera."
Pioneer Spirit
Director
Three urban couples decide to chuck the hustle and bustle of the big city for the pastoral calm of country living.
I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew
Producer
It's silliness on the high seas as two sneaky sailors race across the South Pacific in this fast-paced and campy comedy. The fun begins when one bets the other $20,000 that he, with an all girl crew, be the first to Tahiti in a sailboat race. The other, not to be outdone, has a few monkeyshines up his sleeve and actually wins the race. The beaten bettor then makes the claim, that he can beat the victor to the mainland using a crew comprised of baboons. That is too much to resist for the other and the race is on.
I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew
Story
It's silliness on the high seas as two sneaky sailors race across the South Pacific in this fast-paced and campy comedy. The fun begins when one bets the other $20,000 that he, with an all girl crew, be the first to Tahiti in a sailboat race. The other, not to be outdone, has a few monkeyshines up his sleeve and actually wins the race. The beaten bettor then makes the claim, that he can beat the victor to the mainland using a crew comprised of baboons. That is too much to resist for the other and the race is on.
I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew
Screenplay
It's silliness on the high seas as two sneaky sailors race across the South Pacific in this fast-paced and campy comedy. The fun begins when one bets the other $20,000 that he, with an all girl crew, be the first to Tahiti in a sailboat race. The other, not to be outdone, has a few monkeyshines up his sleeve and actually wins the race. The beaten bettor then makes the claim, that he can beat the victor to the mainland using a crew comprised of baboons. That is too much to resist for the other and the race is on.
I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew
Director
It's silliness on the high seas as two sneaky sailors race across the South Pacific in this fast-paced and campy comedy. The fun begins when one bets the other $20,000 that he, with an all girl crew, be the first to Tahiti in a sailboat race. The other, not to be outdone, has a few monkeyshines up his sleeve and actually wins the race. The beaten bettor then makes the claim, that he can beat the victor to the mainland using a crew comprised of baboons. That is too much to resist for the other and the race is on.
This Rebel Breed
Director
"Black Rebels" (also known as "The Rebel Breed") is about juvenile delinquents--in particular, kids who resort to racially motivated crimes. To combat this problem, the cops send two recent police academy graduates to a local high school to pose as students. However, the guys playing 'students' were 27 and 23 years of age! In fact, none of these teens looked close to being teenager. And, to make it worse, one of these pseudo-teens looks silly, as he's supposed to play a guy who is a biracial Latino--but this effect was achieved by painting his skin--it's quite obvious. And, oddly, some times he is a lot more black-looking than others!!
Girl on the Run
Director
A Hollywood private eye (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) seeks a singer being stalked by a hired killer.
Shoot-Out At Medicine Bend
Director
In Medicine Bend, a crooked businessman has the town mayor and sheriff in his pocket while his henchmen raid the wagon trains passing through the region.
So Your Wife Wants to Work
Producer
Joe McDoakes' wife Alice wants to return to work to add income to the household. Joe would rather she stay at home to tend to domestic duties. When Alice threatens to return to her old job, a reluctant Joe agrees to her request to get her a job at his office. How will this work out?
So Your Wife Wants to Work
Writer
Joe McDoakes' wife Alice wants to return to work to add income to the household. Joe would rather she stay at home to tend to domestic duties. When Alice threatens to return to her old job, a reluctant Joe agrees to her request to get her a job at his office. How will this work out?
So Your Wife Wants to Work
Director
Joe McDoakes' wife Alice wants to return to work to add income to the household. Joe would rather she stay at home to tend to domestic duties. When Alice threatens to return to her old job, a reluctant Joe agrees to her request to get her a job at his office. How will this work out?
So You Want to Play the Piano
Director
Alice neglects her housework because she is enthralled with the long-haired piano player, Gregor Flatsorsharpsky, next door. Joe buys a piano, and the accompanying free lessons, and sets out to impress Alice. Alice is vastly unimpressed.
So You Want to Be Pretty
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.
So You Want to Be Pretty
Director
In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.
So You Think the Grass is Greener
Director
When he gets to his office after a usual morning of nagging by his wife, Alice, Joe McDoakes starts to daydream about what life would be like married to the beautiful office blonde.
So You Want to Be a Policeman
Director
Joe McDoakes is a shy, rookie motorcycle cop.
So You Want to Be a V.P.
Director
Joe McDoakes is employed as the seventh vice-president in a firm that only makes promotions from the employee ranks.
So You Want a Model Railroad
Producer
Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice to solve her problem.
So You Want a Model Railroad
Writer
Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice to solve her problem.
So You Want a Model Railroad
Director
Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice to solve her problem.
So You Want to Be on a Jury
Director
Joe and Homer are both on a jury trying an accident case involving their boss and a gangster. Interference from both sides makes their task difficult.
So You Want to Be a Gladiator
Director
Joe thinks he's back in the gladiator days, and finds himself sentenced to be thrown to the Coliseum lions after breaking a string while playing the lyre for King Nero.
So You Don't Trust Your Wife
Director
When his wife Alice questions Joe as to whether his insurance policy is paid up, he begins to see a plot to murder him in everything she does.
So You Want to Know Your Relatives
Producer
Do-gooder Joe McDoakes is the guest on the "Know Your Relatives" TV show where, to his chagrin, many of his black sheep relations reveal the skeletons in the family closet.
So You Want to Know Your Relatives
Writer
Do-gooder Joe McDoakes is the guest on the "Know Your Relatives" TV show where, to his chagrin, many of his black sheep relations reveal the skeletons in the family closet.
So You Want to Know Your Relatives
Director
Do-gooder Joe McDoakes is the guest on the "Know Your Relatives" TV show where, to his chagrin, many of his black sheep relations reveal the skeletons in the family closet.
So You're Taking in a Roomer
Director
Joe and Alice decide to rent a room in their house to their neighbor Marvin, who says he is a potato broker.
So You Want to Be a Banker
Director
Joe McDoakes graduates from Potash University and gets a job in a bank run by Harrington Arrington Farrington Jr, a former classmate.
So You Want to Go to a Nightclub
Director
In this Joe McDoakes Comedy, Alice insists they go to a night club, although Joe is both tired and broke.
So You Want to Be Your Own Boss
Director
Joe McDoakes, determined to be his own boss in this Joe McDoakes Comedy entry, opens up a new restaurant. Complaining customers and a sanitation inspector who closes the restaurant are just some of Joe's problems.
So You're Having Neighbor Trouble
Director
Joe starts having trouble with an obnoxious neighbor.
So You Want to Be an Heir
Director
Thinking he may inherit a million dollars from his dying grandmother, Joe McDoakes finds himself the target of murderously greedy family members.
Prisoners of the Casbah
Director
A low-born thief loves a Moroccan Princess. She must marry to escape death at the hands of her enemies. The groom is able to wed or cast away his bride simply by saying "I Marry You" or "I Divorce You" three times.
So You Think You Can't Sleep
Director
Average working man Joe McDoakes tries desperate measures to cure his chronic insomnia.
So You Love Your Dog
Director
Despite the fact that during the war, Joe McDoake's dog Dusty did everything wrong including giving information to the enemy, Joe brings him home with him.
So You Want a Television Set
Director
Joe and Alice buy a television set and, due to some excuse, or another, the neighbours begin to drop in, stay to watch television, and raid their refrigerator.
So You Want to Learn to Dance
Director
Joe McDoakes is invited by his boss to a swanky dance. Joe admits he can't dance and the boss gives him a lesson in the office.
So You Want to Be a Musician
Director
Joe McDoakes can't find a job as a bassoonist, so he pawns his instrument.
So You Want to Wear the Pants
Screenplay
It's a dangerous hypnotic suggestion when a psychiatrist tells married couple Joe and Alice McDoakes to switch points of view during a session.
So You Want to Wear the Pants
Director
It's a dangerous hypnotic suggestion when a psychiatrist tells married couple Joe and Alice McDoakes to switch points of view during a session.
So You're Going to the Dentist
Director
Joe McDoakes' dimwit neighbor Marvin becomes a dentist, and manages to convince poor Joe to let him become Marvin's first patient.
So You Never Tell a Lie
Writer
When a watch intended for a contest winner at the office gets mixed up and confused with the one Joe McDoakes purchased for his wife, Joe once again finds himself on the short end.
So You Never Tell a Lie
Director
When a watch intended for a contest winner at the office gets mixed up and confused with the one Joe McDoakes purchased for his wife, Joe once again finds himself on the short end.
So You Want to Go to a Convention
Director
Joe has to find a way to go to a convention.
So You Want to Enjoy Life
Producer
Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left.
So You Want to Enjoy Life
Writer
Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left.
So You Want to Enjoy Life
Director
Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left.
So You Want to Get It Wholesale
Director
Joe uses his "contacts" to buy a new oven as cheaply as possible.
So You Want to Be a Plumber
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes decides he should become a plumber.
So You Want to Be a Plumber
Director
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes decides he should become a plumber.
So You Want to Be a Bachelor
Screenplay
"I never knew what happiness was till I got married—and then it was too late," Joe recalls, flashing back to bachelor days and his courtship with Alice.
So You Want to Be a Bachelor
Director
"I never knew what happiness was till I got married—and then it was too late," Joe recalls, flashing back to bachelor days and his courtship with Alice.
So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger
Director
Joe McDoakes, ever obliging and always helpful, volunteers to hang the new wallpaper for his wife.
So You Want to Be a Cowboy
Director
Joe McDoakes and his wife Alice attend a western movie and George soon has himself in the movie shown on the screen as Jump-Along Skip-Along McGur
The Screen Director
Writer
A documentary short film depicting the work of the motion picture director. An anonymous director is shown preparing the various aspects of a film for production, meeting with the writer and producer, approving wardrobe and set design, rehearsing scenes with the actors and camera crew, shooting the scenes, watching dailies, working with the editor and composer, and attending the first preview. Then a number of real directors are shown in archive footage (as well as a predominance of staged 'archive' footage) working with actors and crew.
The Screen Director
Himself
A documentary short film depicting the work of the motion picture director. An anonymous director is shown preparing the various aspects of a film for production, meeting with the writer and producer, approving wardrobe and set design, rehearsing scenes with the actors and camera crew, shooting the scenes, watching dailies, working with the editor and composer, and attending the first preview. Then a number of real directors are shown in archive footage (as well as a predominance of staged 'archive' footage) working with actors and crew.
The Screen Director
Director
A documentary short film depicting the work of the motion picture director. An anonymous director is shown preparing the various aspects of a film for production, meeting with the writer and producer, approving wardrobe and set design, rehearsing scenes with the actors and camera crew, shooting the scenes, watching dailies, working with the editor and composer, and attending the first preview. Then a number of real directors are shown in archive footage (as well as a predominance of staged 'archive' footage) working with actors and crew.
So You Want to Be a Handyman
Director
Joe MacDoakes' next-door neighbor, Marvin, comes over to help him fix his lawn-sprinkling system, but they get the pipes crossed with the gas-line and almost asphyxiate themselves.
Hurricane at Pilgrim Hill
Director
An elderly man leaves Wyoming to visit his daughter in a small Massachusetts town because, even though she didn't say so, he believes she needs his help. When he gets there he discovers that his daughter, a lawyer, is under great stress because of her biggest client, an old geezer who is the wealthiest and most powerful man in town. The girl's father decides to make the old man "disappear" by performing a rain dance he learned from an Indian chief back in Wyoming--and lo and behold it starts to rain and the old man does indeed disappear. The local sheriff, however, suspects foul play and arrests the girl's father.
So You're Going to Have an Operation
Writer
A satiric look at doctors and hospitals through the eyes of Joe McDoakes.
So You're Going to Have an Operation
Director
A satiric look at doctors and hospitals through the eyes of Joe McDoakes.
So You Want a Raise
Writer
Joe McDoakes asks for a raise and is informed by his boss that the employee selected by him to run the office while he is on vacation will get a raise.
So You Want a Raise
Director
Joe McDoakes asks for a raise and is informed by his boss that the employee selected by him to run the office while he is on vacation will get a raise.
So You Want to Move
Writer
Joe plans on moving but needs tips on how.
So You Want to Move
Director
Joe plans on moving but needs tips on how.
So You Want to Hold Your Husband
Writer
Fed up with Joe's indifference toward her, Alice McDoakes takes her troubles to a marriage counselor. None of the courses of action she is advised to take have any impact on Joe, until she is advised to create the impression that she has left Joe for another man.
So You Want to Hold Your Husband
Director
Fed up with Joe's indifference toward her, Alice McDoakes takes her troubles to a marriage counselor. None of the courses of action she is advised to take have any impact on Joe, until she is advised to create the impression that she has left Joe for another man.
Return of the Frontiersman
Director
A sheriff's son is falsely accused of murder, and a friend determines to clear his name and find the real killer.
This Side of the Law
Director
A man - trapped in a cistern - reflects on the dark events that lead to his lonely entrapment.
So You Think You're Not Guilty
Producer
Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.
So You Think You're Not Guilty
Writer
Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.
So You Think You're Not Guilty
Director
Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.
So You Want to Throw a Party
Director
Joe and Alice McDoakes are planning on throwing a party, but Joe mixes up his list of creditors with the list of names Alice gave him to invite. The creditors have a much better time than Joe does.
The Grass Is Always Greener
Director
Oscar nominated short Western film
So You Want to Be an Actor
Director
Joe McDoakes, unemployed thespian, makes all the casting calls,reads all of the trade papers, sees agents and tries out for casting directors and producers
So You Want to Get Rich Quick
Director
Joe comes up with a complicated scheme to bilk his dead uncle out of an inheritance.
The House Across the Street
Director
Dave Joslin, the managing editor of a big-city newspaper, is demoted and moved to the Miss Lonely Hearts column-writing department by the newspaper's publisher, J. B. Grennell, because Joslin refuses to desist in printing stories linking a gangster, Matthew Keever, to a murder. But Joslin, aided by Kit Williams, a newspaper woman with whom he is in love, investigate the murder case on their own time.
So You're Having In-Law Trouble
Director
Joe's in-laws come over, and they suck.
So You Want to Be a Muscle Man
Director
Joe wants to be a muscle man.
So You Want to Be Popular
Director
Joe McDoakes takes advice on how to be more likeable from his only friend Homer Hotbox
Flaxy Martin
Director
Messing with a mobster's girlfriend gets a lawyer framed for murder.
So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter
Director
Joe McDoakes does NOT want to be a baby sitter.
So You Want to Be on the Radio
Director
Joe McDoakes and his wife love to participate in radio show contests, but something seems to interfere every time they are lucky enough to be chosen as participants.
Smart Girls Don't Talk
Director
A society woman gets involved with a gangster only to find he has hidden plans.
So You Want to Be in Politics
Director
Joe McDoakes becomes enmeshed in a corrupt political election.
So You Want to Be a Detective
Writer
Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.
So You Want to Be a Detective
Director
Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.
So You Want to Build a House
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes is evicted from his apartment and decides to build his own home. As the project progresses, his dream house turns into a nightmare.
So You Want to Build a House
Director
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes is evicted from his apartment and decides to build his own home. As the project progresses, his dream house turns into a nightmare.
So You Want to Be a Gambler
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.
So You Want to Be a Gambler
Director
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.
So You Want an Apartment
Writer
Joe McDoakes and his wife go apartment hunting.
So You Want an Apartment
Director
Joe McDoakes and his wife go apartment hunting.
So You Want to Hold Your Wife
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes, dissatisfied, attempts to save his five-years marriage to Alice.
So You Want to Hold Your Wife
Director
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes, dissatisfied, attempts to save his five-years marriage to Alice.
So You Want to Be a Salesman
Writer
Joe McDoakes begins a new job as a vacuum cleaner salesman but can't seem to sell any.
So You Want to Be a Salesman
Director
Joe McDoakes begins a new job as a vacuum cleaner salesman but can't seem to sell any.
So You're Going on a Vacation
Writer
Joe takes his wife on a much-needed vacation, and almost survives.
So You're Going on a Vacation
Director
Joe takes his wife on a much-needed vacation, and almost survives.
So You Want to Be in Pictures
Screenplay
Aspiring actor Joe McDoakes blows his first part at Warner Bros. and has to settle for being a stand-in.
So You Want to Be in Pictures
Director
Aspiring actor Joe McDoakes blows his first part at Warner Bros. and has to settle for being a stand-in.
So You're Going to Be a Father
Writer
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes goes through the problems and anxieties of becoming a new father.
So You're Going to Be a Father
Director
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes goes through the problems and anxieties of becoming a new father.
So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck
Writer
Joe McDoakes attempts to deal with his myriad neuroses.
So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck
Director
Joe McDoakes attempts to deal with his myriad neuroses.
So You Want to Keep Your Hair
Director
Average American Joe McDoakes searches in vain for any cure that will halt his fast-disappearing hairline.
So You Want to Play the Horses
Screenplay
In this outing, Joe loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning.
So You Want to Play the Horses
Director
In this outing, Joe loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning.
Peeks at Hollywood
Writer
Two young beautiful starlets use the Griffith Observatory telescope to find stars in Hollywood.
So You Think You're Allergic
Writer
Joe McDoakes thinks he's allergic.
So You Think You're Allergic
Director
Joe McDoakes thinks he's allergic.
So You Think You Need Glasses
Director
A humorous but informative look at how an average man can remedy common vision problems. (Taken from the imdb page)
So You Want to Give Up Smoking
Director
A semi-humorous look at the various types of smokers and the methods available to them to kick the habit. (Taken from the imdb page)
Two Gun Troubador
Screenplay
Twenty-two years earlier Kirk Dean murdered his brother Fred Dean Sr. Now Fred Dean Jr. is looking for his father's killer. Unknown to Fred, Bill Barton who now works for Kirk, witnessed the murder.
Two Gun Troubador
Story
Twenty-two years earlier Kirk Dean murdered his brother Fred Dean Sr. Now Fred Dean Jr. is looking for his father's killer. Unknown to Fred, Bill Barton who now works for Kirk, witnessed the murder.
The Oval Portrait
Director
An artist he so consumed with painting a portrait of the women he loves that he doesn't notice she is dying until it's too late. Shot as a silent film.