Jordan Septo

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Cape Fear XXX
Director of Photography
After being released from her wrongful incarceration, Maxine Cady is out for revenge. Convinced her lawyer, Samantha Bowden, is to blame, she focuses her terrorizing rampage on her and her family. As this thrilling, erotic take keeps you on the edge of your seat, you're left wondering whether you should root for Samantha or Max... Whose side are you on?
Cape Fear XXX
Judge
After being released from her wrongful incarceration, Maxine Cady is out for revenge. Convinced her lawyer, Samantha Bowden, is to blame, she focuses her terrorizing rampage on her and her family. As this thrilling, erotic take keeps you on the edge of your seat, you're left wondering whether you should root for Samantha or Max... Whose side are you on?
One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest: A DreamZone Parody
Director
A state mental facility has gone into complete chaos. The patients are running amuck and the electric shock machine has broken down once again. The doctor in charge has become quite desperate. Bordering on complete and utter panic, he allows Nurse Snatch-it to implement a very controversial therapy. The treatment has remarkable results for the patients and raises staff moral as well.
Rambone XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Writer
Veteran Joan Rambone is traveling cross-country when she passes through a small town and finds herself being hassled by by the local sheriff and his deputies. They think she's just another typical drifter making her way through their quiet town. But they soon discover that Rambone is not typical at all. As the cops find themselves incapable of of handling her sexual prowess and dangerous maneuvers, they realize that hassling her was a big mistake.
Rambone XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Director
Veteran Joan Rambone is traveling cross-country when she passes through a small town and finds herself being hassled by by the local sheriff and his deputies. They think she's just another typical drifter making her way through their quiet town. But they soon discover that Rambone is not typical at all. As the cops find themselves incapable of of handling her sexual prowess and dangerous maneuvers, they realize that hassling her was a big mistake.
The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Director
The Wild West was one of the most exciting times in American history. From it stemmed great tales of legendary heroes and dastardly villains. One such great tale was The Lone Ranger and his run ins with Butch Cavendish. In our story, Butch and his gang ambush The Texas Rangers in attempt to take over the territory. Butch's plan almost worked, except they failed to kill one ranger who was left for dead. But they didn't count on Tonto, a friend from the rangers past. Tonto nursed the ranger back to health and helped him put an end to the iron grip that held the townspeople hostage.
OMG...It's The Leaving Las Vegas XXX Parody
Director
An alcoholic that lost everything decides to go to Las Vegas to spend his last days. In unexpected circumstances, he literally runs into a prostitute that is just as sad and lonely as himself. The two begin a strange relationship based on codependency. Can a drunk and a whore find true love in the city of sin? Stranger things have happened in Vegas.
Welcome Back, Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Writer
Welcome back to Brooklyn 1975, where the clothes are tight and the girls are out of sight! The Sweat Hogs are hitting the streets looking for good times. They experience more excitement than anyone could hope for in some very surprising places. The results are classic comedy and hotter than a New York summer!
Welcome Back, Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Director
Welcome back to Brooklyn 1975, where the clothes are tight and the girls are out of sight! The Sweat Hogs are hitting the streets looking for good times. They experience more excitement than anyone could hope for in some very surprising places. The results are classic comedy and hotter than a New York summer!
Laverne & Shirley XXX: A Dreamzone Parody
Director
Laverne & Shirley are two all American girls from Milwaukee, doin' it their way. They're trying to make their dreams come true. But when their landlord, Mrs. Babish, is looking for the rent, reality sets in. But with the help of horny neighbors like Lenny & Squiggy, Laverne's crazy dad and Shirley's boyfriend (The Big Ragoo), there's no stopping them.
OMG...It's the Dirty Dancing: XXX Parody
Editor
This classic coming of age story takes place at an upscale Catskills Mountain resort in 1964. A girl begins her journey thinking her father is the most wonderful man in the world but becomes a woman with a man her father doesn't approve of. This new relationship puts a huge strain on the relationship with her father. Can it survive? And can her new relationship thrive with her father's daunting disapproval?
OMG...It's the Dirty Dancing: XXX Parody
Director
This classic coming of age story takes place at an upscale Catskills Mountain resort in 1964. A girl begins her journey thinking her father is the most wonderful man in the world but becomes a woman with a man her father doesn't approve of. This new relationship puts a huge strain on the relationship with her father. Can it survive? And can her new relationship thrive with her father's daunting disapproval?
The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Director
Through reincarnation, Hawkman and Hawkgirl continue to find each other over the course of thousands of years. In ancient Egypt, Prince Khufu fell in love with the beautiful Princess Chayara, making her his bride. Their passion was legendary until the Gentleman Ghost cut the princess' life short. Overcome with grief at the site of her body, Prince Khufu took his own life. Rather than finding peace in the afterlife, the lovers return to this world searching for each other. Now as the superheroes Hawkman and Hawkgirl, they use Nth metal and powerful wings to defy gravity and protect humanity, while battling their sworn enemy, the Gentleman Ghost, and his sexy accomplice, Black Canary.
OMG...It's The Spice Girls XXX Parody
Editor
These Pop-Stars are invading America and ready to spice up your life. If you wanna have some fun, give them a holler as they never give up on the good times. So get down with them and get some weekend love before too much time goes by!
OMG...It's The Spice Girls XXX Parody
Director
These Pop-Stars are invading America and ready to spice up your life. If you wanna have some fun, give them a holler as they never give up on the good times. So get down with them and get some weekend love before too much time goes by!
OMG...It's The Ghost: XXX Parody
Editor
Molly and Sam's love for each other is like none other. It runs so deep that when Sam is murdered his spirit remains on earth to be with her. Along with the company of a shady psychic, they embark on a journey together that leads to some unworldly sex as well as the truth in Sam's untimely demise.
OMG...It's The Ghost: XXX Parody
Writer
Molly and Sam's love for each other is like none other. It runs so deep that when Sam is murdered his spirit remains on earth to be with her. Along with the company of a shady psychic, they embark on a journey together that leads to some unworldly sex as well as the truth in Sam's untimely demise.
OMG...It's The Ghost: XXX Parody
Director
Molly and Sam's love for each other is like none other. It runs so deep that when Sam is murdered his spirit remains on earth to be with her. Along with the company of a shady psychic, they embark on a journey together that leads to some unworldly sex as well as the truth in Sam's untimely demise.
Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Producer
Xena and Gabrielle are on a journey to help a friend in need in the adult feature Xena XXX. They find their long time friend and confidant, Hercules, who is on his own journey. Together they face both mortals and dogs from their past, some are friend and some are foe. Whether they are on or off their battlefield, devouring their enemies, or devouring each other, the encounters are always intense and epic. When the dust settles and the action appears to be over, Xena and Gabrielle have their long awaited intimate time together that brings the excitement up to a whole new level!
Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Editor
Xena and Gabrielle are on a journey to help a friend in need in the adult feature Xena XXX. They find their long time friend and confidant, Hercules, who is on his own journey. Together they face both mortals and dogs from their past, some are friend and some are foe. Whether they are on or off their battlefield, devouring their enemies, or devouring each other, the encounters are always intense and epic. When the dust settles and the action appears to be over, Xena and Gabrielle have their long awaited intimate time together that brings the excitement up to a whole new level!
Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Director
Xena and Gabrielle are on a journey to help a friend in need in the adult feature Xena XXX. They find their long time friend and confidant, Hercules, who is on his own journey. Together they face both mortals and dogs from their past, some are friend and some are foe. Whether they are on or off their battlefield, devouring their enemies, or devouring each other, the encounters are always intense and epic. When the dust settles and the action appears to be over, Xena and Gabrielle have their long awaited intimate time together that brings the excitement up to a whole new level!
Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Director
Equipped with his mighty hammer in one hand and his meaty shaft on the other. Thor is a spoiled prince sleeping with every maiden in the realm of Asgard. When Thor goes too far and upsets the balance of peace in the universe, his father, King Odin banishes him to Earth. Though stripped of his power, Thor realizes he still has what it takes to please the women of Earth, like sexy scientist Jane. When Thor's mischievous brother, Loki threatens to take control of Asgard, the God of Thunder must find strength in his new humanity in order to save everything he loves and become the ruler and lover he is destined to be!
Zorro XXX: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody
Director
In the 1800s the legendary bandit rode the streets of California on his black horse to challenge the authority of a ruthless government. But once his true identity was discovered he suffered a terrible fate. Several years later, with the help of an eager apprentice for him to pass the torch to, the legend returns. The new bandit helps to right the wrongs done to his mentor and to crush the man who ruined his life. Along the way we discover that although his skills with horses and swords are considerable, his real talent is with the ladies.
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Editor
The greatest thrill seeker of our lifetime, Lara Croft, is headed on the adventure of her lifetime. With Alister in her ear, she searches for artifacts around the world and battles the sinister of Natla Technologies at every turn, but forever the thrill seeker. This death defying journey is not enough to quench her insatiable quest for excitement, only when she falls into her allies and enemies for torrid encounters can she be satisfied.
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
Director
The greatest thrill seeker of our lifetime, Lara Croft, is headed on the adventure of her lifetime. With Alister in her ear, she searches for artifacts around the world and battles the sinister of Natla Technologies at every turn, but forever the thrill seeker. This death defying journey is not enough to quench her insatiable quest for excitement, only when she falls into her allies and enemies for torrid encounters can she be satisfied.
OMG...It's the Flashdance: XXX Parody
Director
Experience the pop-culture of the 80's like never before. The music, the dancing and the leg warmers are all back. And so is the welding, the water dancing, the conflicts and inspiration. But this time the leg warmers are coming off and everyone gets soaking wet. Oh, what a feeling!
OMG...It's the Flashdance: XXX Parody
Club Patron
Experience the pop-culture of the 80's like never before. The music, the dancing and the leg warmers are all back. And so is the welding, the water dancing, the conflicts and inspiration. But this time the leg warmers are coming off and everyone gets soaking wet. Oh, what a feeling!
Teen Gang Bangs
Director
Leilani crashes her daddy’s car. When she brings the car to the body shop she finds out she doesn’t have enough money for the repairs. So in exchange for the body work, she agrees to have her body worked by everyone in the garage. Jayden throws a surprise party for her dad. But the party almost ends abruptly when he’s late and hs friends threaten to leave. The party turns into a real surprise when she agrees to entertain all of his friends.
OMG... It's the Nanny XXX Parody
Director
Out of desperation Maxwell brings in a very unconventional nanny into his upper class home. And while Fran is definitely lacking in formal training, she more than makes up for it with her street smarts and good looks. Before they know it, everyone is falling for her and she is running the show. The Upper East Side will never be the same.
American Dad XXX Parody
Writer
America's favorite animated family comes to life, Patriarch of the family, Stan Smith, is a career CIA agent and family man. At first glance he seems to have a very average life in his suburban home. But with a closer look you can see that this is not the case. His beautiful over-sexed wife and sexually adventurous offspring are just the beginning. But once you see the horny alien from outer space and the goldfish with a human brain that he harbors, you will quickly find that life with the Smith's is nothing short of suburban mayhem!
American Dad XXX Parody
Director
America's favorite animated family comes to life, Patriarch of the family, Stan Smith, is a career CIA agent and family man. At first glance he seems to have a very average life in his suburban home. But with a closer look you can see that this is not the case. His beautiful over-sexed wife and sexually adventurous offspring are just the beginning. But once you see the horny alien from outer space and the goldfish with a human brain that he harbors, you will quickly find that life with the Smith's is nothing short of suburban mayhem!
American Dad XXX Parody
Klaus Heissler (voice)
America's favorite animated family comes to life, Patriarch of the family, Stan Smith, is a career CIA agent and family man. At first glance he seems to have a very average life in his suburban home. But with a closer look you can see that this is not the case. His beautiful over-sexed wife and sexually adventurous offspring are just the beginning. But once you see the horny alien from outer space and the goldfish with a human brain that he harbors, you will quickly find that life with the Smith's is nothing short of suburban mayhem!
Saturday Night Fever XXX
Producer
A XXX parody of the classic 1977 disco film starring Seth Gamble as Tony.
Saturday Night Fever XXX
Director
A XXX parody of the classic 1977 disco film starring Seth Gamble as Tony.
Amazon Whore Princesses
Director
These gorgeous giants are as big as they cum. The taller they are, the harder they ball. See them in action as they conquer and show no mercy. These princesses make it hurt so good.
Latinas Unleashed
Director
They've got the spice and they've got the flavor! These are the hottest mamacitas in the business and they are unleashed!
I'm Dreaming of Genie 2
Director
Genie will grant three wishes, and we know what your dirty mind desires! Starring Lisa Ann, Jessica Lynn, Missy Woods, Leslie Foxx, Isis Monroe, Tommy Gunn, Alec Knight, Christian XXX and more. Directed by Jordan Septo.
Double D Secretaries
Director
These administrative assistants know where everything is filed... including all your dirty workplace desires! Starring Holly Halston, Brooke Haven, Angelica Raven, Jayden Jaymes, Jessica Bangkok and more.
Moms Gone Wild 5
Director
Five gorgeous MILFs (Diamond Foxxx, Isis Love, Holly Sampson, Erin Marxxx and Claudia Valentine) show off their great tits and nice round asses and get what`s coming to them... a good, hard fucking!
Great Big Tits 7
Director
If you want only the best breasts and the most ample fun-bags, then stop, drop and drool right here. This collection of bountiful bimbos will win your heart and your hard-on with their big, soft boobs. They will mesmerize you with their mammaries as they tease you and please you. Their Great Big Tits are their greatest gift to man, and they will have you draining all your man juice. Hope you have the EMTs on speed-dial, because the mere sight of these babies is enough to stroke you out!
I'm Dreaming of Genie
Director
Genie will grant you three wishes . . . and we're betting every single one has an extra dose of naughtiness! Starring Daisy Marie, Trina Michaels, Jessica Lynn, Harmony, Phoenix Marie, Jessica Bangkok, Asa Akira and more.
Monster Tits 3
Director
Don't be afraid! These Monster Tits are monstrous in size, not really monsters. But they will probably give you a monster hard on, and oh, what glorious fun that will be!
How to Pick Up MILFs
Director
Here's an instruction video on, How To Pick Up MILFs, but all of these ladies are so horny, they'd screw a doorknob if it was properly lubricated so, don't think what you see here, will always happen in real life! Vivian West takes a rod up her ass, while Sienna West prefers getting her vagina penetrated. Rebecca Steel wants both holes fucked, while Carolyn Reese simply loves the taste of cum.
Paris and Nicole Go to Jail
Director
Paris and Nicole live very sexy lives filled with wealth, beauty, and fame, but all that couldn't save these Beverly Hills princesses' from the long arm of the law. And when they get their spoiled little asses thrown in jail, they find themselves leading completely different lives. In the end, they have a much better time than expected. They have some very sexy adventures with their new friends, and they learn how to use their own bodies as currency to survive and to get what they want. That's hot!
Crazy Big Tits 2
Director
Rachel is a cock hungry, big titted slut who gets screwed in the nude by a big fucking dick! Sandi's big chocolate tits get bouncin' as she takes a hardcore cock bangin' like a pro! Ava has a magnificent rack of fun bags! Watch 'em shake as she gets cock pounded! Sophia goes cock wild as she bangs her way to a big titted cum bath! Rachel loves to suck, fuck and get her giant titties blasted with splooge!
Contract Girls Gone Gonzo
Director
Watch as these contract girls go gonzo. Don't miss over two hours of sexclusive action!
Fuck My Sister And Me Too
Director
Over two hours of double penetrations and gaping assholes starring real-life sisters, Mia Rose and Ava Rose. These sisters definitely come from the same bloodline because they are cock-craving sluts who love to get fucked long and hard. No hole is forbidden and these filthy whores always to end up cum soaked. They don't complain, and neither will you.
Cream Filled Asses 2
Director
Vixen, Naudia, Isabel, Harmony, Jamie and Danielle have great gaping assholes that are made to be fucked hard and filled with hot sticky splooge.
Daphne's Double D Dp Party
Director
Check out double the fun with these double D tits. Daphne and friends give you what you want featuring, oral, anal, threesomes, DP, cumshots, and big ol' tits. Make sure you don't miss this!
Booty Climax 3
Director
Watch Jada's ass get slammed by Nat Turner! Tyra can't get enough of Mr. Marcus' huge cock! Vida just loves Wesley Pipes' big black cock in her ass! Hypnotiq and Alana both on LT = a ho down! LT goes deep in Melodee Bliss!
Ass 4 Ca$h
Director
Over 2 hours of anal with gaping assholes, internal cumshots, 3-ways and ATM's!