Sara
A mad scientist seeks test subjects for a zombie experiment and gets a bevy of sorority girls to take the bait.
Alicia
At 30 years old, Opie is a virgin whose existence is made up of watching pornography and eating junk food. One day a drug dealer named Thai mistakenly comes to his door. She decides to help Opie by finding him a good woman.
Rozanna
Adventurer Alan Monroe is skeptical when a friend tells him of the secret society, Paladins of the Red Order, which exists to track the unearthly horror, the Shiftling. That is, until the Paladins are destroyed and the Shiftling begins to hunt the last person who knows of its existence: Monroe himself.
Annastasia Nightshade
The band "Gothic Vampires From Hell" knew the music business was tough, but they didn't know that it was THAT TOUGH! When they meet sexy record executives at Gotham Records they thought they might be sharks, but what they really turned out to be were BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRES!
Carly
Hollywood hopeful Tom Murphy and his posse are pinning their dreams of success on having Tom’s famous girlfriend star in their first feature. That is, until she dumps him. Now the plan is to steal a case of government-issued marijuana, return it to the FBI and use the reward money to finance their movie, creating a hilarious comedy about big plans and the lengths friends will go to for a good bud.