Tom Segura

Birth : 1979-04-16, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

History

Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.

Profile

Movies

Flinch

A young Hitman who lives with his mother catches feelings for the witness of a murder he commits.

Best of Stand-up 2020

Self

Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.

The Opening Act

Cop

The film follows Will Chu whose true life passion is to become a stand-up comedian. He is given the opportunity to emcee a comedy show, opening for his hero, Billy G. Chu has to decide if he wants to continue the life he has set up or to pursue his dream, the life of a comedian.

Tom Segura: Ball Hog

Producer

Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dreams — and other things you'd rather not think about.

Tom Segura: Ball Hog

Writer

Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dreams — and other things you'd rather not think about.

Tom Segura: Ball Hog

Himself

Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dreams — and other things you'd rather not think about.

Countdown

Derek

A young nurse downloads an app that tells her she only has three days to live. With time ticking away and a mysterious figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out.

Robert Paul Champagne: Home Here Now

Coordinating Producer

Robert Paul Champagne has captured the hearts of America since before any of us knew his name. His brutally honest appeal on Instagram to meet men who can move in, get a lease and a key, has inspired and enlightened almost everyone who has come across it. No matter your race or creed, whether from jail or homeless, Robert opened his heart and home to the world. Now, Josh Potter from Your Mom's House Studios steps inside that home to try it out and learn more about the beautiful mystery named Robert Paul Champagne. He's home here now.

Instant Family

Russ

When Pete and Ellie decide to start a family, they stumble into the world of foster care adoption. They hope to take in one small child but when they meet three siblings, including a rebellious 15 year old girl, they find themselves speeding from zero to three kids overnight.

Tom Segura: Disgraceful

Writer

Tom Segura gives voice to the sordid thoughts you'd never say out loud, with blunt musings on porn, parking lot power struggles, parenthood and more.

Tom Segura: Disgraceful

Himself

Tom Segura gives voice to the sordid thoughts you'd never say out loud, with blunt musings on porn, parking lot power struggles, parenthood and more.

I Need You to Kill

'I Need You to Kill,' follows three American comics - Chad Daniels, Pete Lee, and Tom Segura on a six show tour through three of the world's newest stand-up comedy scenes: Hong Kong, Singapore, and Macau. The film explores the anxieties and surprises of taking your act halfway around the world as well as giving a ground-floor glimpse into Asia's newest growth industry - stand-up comedy.

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories

Screenplay

The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of men's bodies, and the lie he told Mike Tyson.

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories

Himself

The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of men's bodies, and the lie he told Mike Tyson.

Tom Segura: Completely Normal

Writer

An original stand-up comedy special written and performed by comedian Tom Segura.

Tom Segura: Completely Normal

Himself

An original stand-up comedy special written and performed by comedian Tom Segura.