Sam Hain

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Sam Hain

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The Valley
Director
A neo-noir thriller that uncovers the dark and steamy side of San Fernando Valley. Cumshoe detective Marlowe is on the case to find a wealthy man's missing daughter, deep in the heard of the San Fernando Valley where the underground porn industry lurks just below the twinkling lights and palm trees. Beautiful women and powerful producers try to influence MArlowe who must keep his cool in order to navigate a maze of dangerous suspects. A breakout performance by Tommy Pistol drives this neo-noir thriller through unexpected twists and turns as exciting as they are erotic.A neo-noir thriller that uncovers the dark and steamy side of San Fernando Valley.
Horizon
Writer
After an alien species destroys most of the human race, a lone military ship, Horizon, is sent back to Earth to exterminate the invaders. Tensions, tempers, and sexual appetites heat up amongst the crew as they realize that they may not survive the ordeal. Their mission turns into a war of survival as they engage enemy ships, fire fights, a beautiful mind-controller, vicious "Crawlers," and even each other. Who will be more of a threat: their fellow crew or the creatures lurking outside?
Horizon
Director
After an alien species destroys most of the human race, a lone military ship, Horizon, is sent back to Earth to exterminate the invaders. Tensions, tempers, and sexual appetites heat up amongst the crew as they realize that they may not survive the ordeal. Their mission turns into a war of survival as they engage enemy ships, fire fights, a beautiful mind-controller, vicious "Crawlers," and even each other. Who will be more of a threat: their fellow crew or the creatures lurking outside?
PRON: The XXX Parody
Editor
When Kevin Fling is fired from his job as a pleasure product engineer, he decides to hack into the Enrection computer system. But, he gets more than he bargains for. Sucked into the Computer System, Kevin goes on an exciting journey through a world of beautiful & horny programs, busty software, fast & dangerous Light-Suckles, and glowing vaginas, to take on the evil & powerful Masturbation Control Program.
PRON: The XXX Parody
Director
When Kevin Fling is fired from his job as a pleasure product engineer, he decides to hack into the Enrection computer system. But, he gets more than he bargains for. Sucked into the Computer System, Kevin goes on an exciting journey through a world of beautiful & horny programs, busty software, fast & dangerous Light-Suckles, and glowing vaginas, to take on the evil & powerful Masturbation Control Program.
Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody
Writer
Lt. Commander Data finds Tasha Yar alive on a barren planet near the Romulan Neutral Zone. She appears to be the Tasha who went down with the Enterprise C and ended up on Romulus. Slowly she adjusts to her familiar, yet different crew.
Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody
Director
Lt. Commander Data finds Tasha Yar alive on a barren planet near the Romulan Neutral Zone. She appears to be the Tasha who went down with the Enterprise C and ended up on Romulus. Slowly she adjusts to her familiar, yet different crew.
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus' 18th Birthday
Journalist
Hollywood's little celebutante just turned 18 and she's hungry for some man meat. The feisty little singer won't stop singing til some man meat fill's her mouth!
The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody
Writer
Mulder & Scully travel to Eastern Virginia to investigate a series of murders that they think may be connected to the 'Black Oil'.
The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody
Director
Mulder & Scully travel to Eastern Virginia to investigate a series of murders that they think may be connected to the 'Black Oil'.
Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories
Bob
When these horny wives are left unsatisfied by their husbands, they want a big black monster cock to get them off! Watch them get their love canals rocked by Shane Diesel's cock while their humiliated husbands watch from afar! 5 cuckold stories are about to unfold, and they all include a sad hubby, a happy wife, and a huge black cock!
Entourage: A XXX Parody
Danny Suspenders
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody & 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, comes the story of a group of friends that are living the life: getting rich, getting famous, & getting laid. Follow parodies of your favorite characters (Eric, Vince, Turtle, and Drama) on their sex-filled adventures through the hottest pussy in La La Land & all the fun things that cum with it! When Vince's latest film flops, Turtle decides to upload a celebrity sex tape of Vince and everyone's favorite super-starlet-next-door, Mandy Moorehead. Will it revive his blockbuster Hollywood career, or will it lead to a Big role in Aquaman: A XXX Parody?
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
Writer
Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before.
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
Director
Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before.
30 Rock: A XXX Parody
Spartan
New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.
'70s Show: A XXX Parody
Hyde is nervous about getting tickets to the Led Zepelin concert. Kelso and Fez dress up as rock stars to score with groupies. Donna gets a chance to go backstage, but afterward remains strangely lip locked about the experience, which annoys and worries Eric. When Kitty forces Red to talk Mano a Mano to Eric, it doesn't help much either.
Erotic Stories Lovers & Cheaters 3
Scrubs: A XXX Parody
Patient
There's only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital... a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital's staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis...
Sweet Asian Pussy
Get Ready For A Hot Session Of Sweet Asian Pussies! Amai Liu, The Grandmaster Slut, Takes A Meaty Cock In Her Super Tight Pussy! Kimmy Thai Quenches Her Thurst With Some OO-Long Cock! Miley And Yuki Get A Dose Of Kunt-fu - Up, Down, And All Round! And Holly Woo Gets A Face Full Of Goo! It's Big Trouble In Little Vagina, Bitches!
Barely Legal 30
The girls of Barely Legal 30 present a garden of squirty delights for fans of but busting teen sex. A snappy brunette with a delicately trimmed bush feasts on tasty man root. A droolworthy blonde coats her blossoming boobies with sticky ball sap, and a gorgeous young environmentalist uses her ripe snatch to sprout wood wherever she goes. Join them and all of their friends inside Barely Legal's juicy 30th edition - these horny sweeties can't wait for you to pluck their soft, pink petals!