Valentino Simeoni

Valentino Simeoni

Birth : , Rome, Lazio, Italy

Death : 1997-08-04

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Valentino Simeoni

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Who Killed Pasolini?
Short man at Idroscalo
1975: poet, intellectual, and filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini is bludgeoned to death and run over with his own car in the outskirts of Rome. Charged with murder, 17-year-old hustler Pino Pelosi pleads self-defense -- after all, Pasolini was a well-known pederast. However, many inconsistencies start to undermine his version of events, pointing to him not having acted alone or even being assaulted in the first place. Was Pasolini also murdered for another reason?
The Comics
uomo al locale con il sigaro in bocca
Two silent movie actors escape from their film. Forced to find a way to survive in the real world, they will only cause troubles to the people they will meet along the way.
My House My House...
Tassista
Bartoloni from Milan exchanges apartments with his colleague from Rome and moves toa new place. And everything could be good, if not unexpected trouble with which he will have to face ..
Bonnie and Clyde Italian Style
giornalaio
Two stupid lowlifes are "forced" into a life of violent crime on the streets of Italy. What follows is a mocking takeoff of the American crime classic "Bonnie and Clyde."
Don't Play with Tigers
Finetti
A stories of three really unlucky characters are discovered during the trial.
Madly in Love
uomo che trasporta i televisori (non accreditato)
Cristina is a rich, spoiled princess visiting Rome with her royal parents. The mission of their visit is to marry her off to a super-wealthy corporate type and thereby start to turn around the losses their small kingdom is experiencing in its casino business. These less-than-noble intentions get derailed when Barnaba, a zany bus driver enters their lives and falls madly in love with the gorgeous Cristina. He is nuts enough to succeed in this romantic chase after royalty, as love seems to fuel his determination to rid Cristina of her elitism and to make her see his own irrepressible attractions.
Miracoloni
Negoziante
Manolesta
Carcerato
Fantozzi Against the Wind
Componente del Gran Consiglio dei 10 assenti
The third film in the saga of the unlucky clerk Ugo Fantozzi, played by its creator, Paolo Villaggio.
La dottoressa ci sta col Colonnello
Suor Agnese
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
The Nurse in the Military Madhouse
The bothered bather
A story about a singer/showgirl who poses as a nurse to recover some stolen paintings, which for some reason are hidden in a military insane asylum.
A Policewoman on the Porno Squad
Coachbuilder
The adventures of Gianna, a sexy policewoman who wants to help a child in search of his mother.
The Soldier with Great Maneuvers
Barman (uncredited)
Doctor Eva Marini takes up a position at an army base to investigate the sexual behavior of the Italian male soldier and soon finds out she's taken on more than she bargained for.
They Called Him Bulldozer
Baker (uncredited)
The "Bulldozer", a former football star, is now working as a fisherman. As a group of street-people arranges a football match against the local Armybase, he is asked to be their trainer. His boat was damaged by a submarine and he currently has no work, so he agrees.
Pane, burro e marmellata
ospite del ristorante
Nerone
Amintoris
Parody of real life events of the Roman emperor Nero.
Horse Fever
Bleky
Bruno Fioretti, known as "Mandrake", is an inveterate gambler who never misses a day at the horse racing track in Rome. He is doubly unlucky: he bets too much on one horse, and his wife is sleeping with his best friend because Mandrake is always at the track. Penniless and cuckolded, Mandrake decides to make one last bet.
Rome, the Other Face of Violence
Four bandits commit a robbery in a villa. The maid calls the police and Commissioner Carli immediately orders patrols to chase them.
Love in 4 Easy Lessons
Mobilbello Supporter (segment "La squadra di calcio") (uncredited)
Four stories focused on the fair sex, dealing with the most varied and improbable sentimental and non-sentimental situations.
Parola di ladro
Desiderio is a gentleman thief who steals jewelry. Without him knowing, he is hired as a manager in the jewelry store of Gabriele Bertinori, and with this position he plans to rob the place.