Michael Bartolomeo

Michael Bartolomeo

Birth : 1981-07-16, Washington, D.C

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Michael Bartolomeo

Movies

Washed
Writer
In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.
Washed
Director
In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.
Sludge Eater
Director
A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.
Solved
Director
A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at 30fps.
Apparatchick
Director
A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.
Tacokinesis
Director
A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.
Apartmental
Director
A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.
A Model for the Motion of a Spring
Director
The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the utilization of timelapse photography to predict the "motion" of a spring day. 14,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.
Gold Stripe Brushes
Writer
That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.
Gold Stripe Brushes
Director
That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.
Cabbage Head
Writer
A short comedy about love, life & roughage.
Cabbage Head
Editor
A short comedy about love, life & roughage.
Cabbage Head
Director
A short comedy about love, life & roughage.
Mr. Grooples Grows Up
Director
Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.
The Day I Ate Dirt
Director
A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in hilarious and troubling ways.
Dick and Vito
Director
Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.
Dick and Vito
Soldato
Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.
John's Problem
Director
John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.
Duff McGuffy
Director
A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!
The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte
Director
A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.