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Movies

Heiße Feigen
Miriam's Vater
This classic video takes you back to when hair was worn high and genitals were hairy!! Watch as these couples and groups from yesteryear strip off their clothes and engage in the origins of adult video action!! They were in their prime and ready to show off their bodies and deviantly sexual acts on film, long before it was as popular as it is today!!
Schoolgirl Report Part 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Up
Elternbeirat
After two students are caught doing “extra-curricular” activities in an abandoned school classroom, they plead their case to the student council. To the headmaster’s surprise, the teen lovers expose what’s really going on in their school behind closed doors....
Secrets of Sweet Sixteen
Registrar
Another Ernst Hofbauer schoolgirl exploiter in the same vein as his Schoolgirl Report films, but for this one he raised the sleaze level to new heights with non-pornographic scenes of rape, pedophilia, satanic rituals, virgin sacrifice and golden showers. Despite how it sounds, these acts are played for silly comedy rather than any harsh depictions.
Housewives on the Job
Conferencier im Bierkeller
German sex comedy
Love Apprentices
One of the many German "report" sexploitation films from the early 1970s, with the only distinction that it focuses on female apprentices instead of schoolgirls.
Die dressierte Frau
An episodic battle of the sexes inspired by the best-selling book of the same name.
Hausfrauen-Report 3
Conferencier
German sex comedy
Sex in the Office
Discoverer of the Elevator Couple
A department manager has to defend himself in court against charges of harassment in the workplace. Looking back, he describes his tough day at work to the judge.
Trip Acquaintance
Merchant
A nervous private investigator, his bumbling boss, a woman in love, 10,000 Reichsmark and two reversed cases. A crime comedy directed by E. W. Emo.
Der weiße Traum
Bächlein
The young ice skating talent, Liesl, lands a part in a new Revue at the Palast Theatre simply because she is confused with someone else. In reality, the roll was to be awarded to Lu Panther, the untalented girlfriend of the theatre's owner, Wildner. After a series of accidents and little disasters, Wildner shuts down the theatre before the Revue can take place. But the Revue's director, Ernst Eder, decides shortly thereafter to present the Revue on an ice skating rink belonging to Liesl's uncle. After a successful run, at first at the Wiener Prater, the performers move on to Spain, Hungary, and a night club with a Jazz orchestra. The Revue becomes a huge success ... and, of course, Ernst and Liesl end up together, too.