Vagina Vacation (2009)
Everybody needs a holiday
Género : Comedia
Tiempo de ejecución : 9M
Director : Erick Boychuk
Sinopsis
After having her 18th child Nicole is ready to have another one right away. However, her vagina is not and takes off on vacation.
A filmmaker gets lost in a world of his own creation, literally. He is plotted against by his outer demons, searches for his lost sex scene and contends with several other versions of himself. A joyful rule-breaking carnival ride through a filmmaker's dreamland.
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