El vendedor de helados (1995)
I scream, you scream, we all scream for the...
Género : Comedia, Terror
Tiempo de ejecución : 1H 35M
Director : Norman Apstein
Escritor : David Dobkin, Sven Davison
Sinopsis
Gregory Trudor, un niño pequeño, es testigo del brutal asesinato de su ídolo, el vendedor ambulante de helados del barrio y, debido a la conmoción, es internado en un centro psiquiátrico. 20 años después, Gregory decide abrir su propio negocio de helados, pero su locura pronto lo llevará cometer todo tipo de atrocidades...
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