X Sicario Profesional (2019)
X Sicario Profesional
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Tiempo de ejecución : 1H 29M
Director : John Jairo Velázquez Vélez
Sinopsis
X Sicario – Pablo Escobar’s Hitman. El hombre que participó en la muerte de más de 3 mil personas -ordenadas a finales de los 80´s y principios de los 90´ por el temido capo Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria- lanzó este sábado su propia película llamada X Sicario Profesional. El entonces sicario John Jairo Velázquez Vélez, alias Popeye, es el creador de la cinta y uno de los actores principales. El rodaje de la película estuvo rodeada de polémica desde su inicio, pues muchos en Colombia considera que este hombre que confesó más de 200 homicidios debe estar aún en prisión.
Dos marineros Sindbad y Popeye deciden ponerse a prueba para demostrar su supremacía. Luego, Sindbad le presenta a Popeye una serie de tareas abrumadoras.
Popeye the Sailor, accompanied by Olive Oyl and Wimpy, is dispatched to stop the dreaded bandit Abu Hassan and his force of forty thieves.
Popeye takes Swee'pea to the zoo and spends most of his time rescuing the tot from the various animals.
When Olive Oyl's house burns down, firefighters Popeye and Wimpy decide to build a new house - with disastrous results.
Popeye sails to Goon Island in search of his Pappy. He finds the place populated by the imposing, but ugly, goons, and a "no humans" sign. His imprisoned pappy at first ignores him, but when Popeye is caught by the goons and carried off, his can of spinach lands near Pappy and it works just as well on him as it does on Popeye.
Bluto dirties all of an office building's windows himself, to drum up business for his window cleaning service. When he gets to Olive's stenographer office, about ten floors up, she says no: Popeye's going to wash her windows. And the battle with Popeye is on.
Popeye gives Olive a parrot that he's trained. Bluto sets the bird free and then tries to kill it.
Popeye is having a dream. In it, Bluto interupts his and Olive's flirtations with one another and keeps having the upper hand.
Wimpy is working for Bluto in his diner and trying to filch all the food he can eat. Popeye comes in and orders roast duck, but Wimpy grabs the drumsticks, then coats it with pepper sauce. Popeye walks out in anger and Bluto comes after him. Wimpy takes advantage of the resulting battle to load up on hamburgers.
Olive tells Popeye and Bluto that she loves a man in a uniform, so they try to sign up at the recruiting station - that can only take one of them.
Popeye is running a women's gymnasium next door to Bluto's cabaret. Seeing Popeye's greater success with women, Bluto dresses in drag and challenges Popeye to various feats of strength.
Pierre Bluto, running a logging camp, has thrown Olive into the river because he didn't like her spinach. Popeye rescues her and proceeds to beat Bluto in a lumberjack contest.
Popeye visits the bullfight only because of lovely Senorita Olive. He finds himself accidentally in the toreador box, even though he doesn't want to fight because it's cruelty to animals. Popeye rides the bull like a bronco, then gets tossed around a bit. The bull plants Popeye in the ground and attacks; the crowd turns on Popeye. Olive comes down to help and the bull chases her. The crowd throws vegetables at Popeye, including (fortunately) spinach.
Popeye drives up to take Olive for a ride, but Bluto in his much fancier car does what he can to spoil their jaunt.
Over two hours of classic animation! Includes Pantry Panic, Gumbasia, Mysterious Fires, Trolley Ahoy, Trojan Horse, Betty Boop and the Little King, Gabby Goes Fishing, Gopher Spinach, You Can't Shoe a Horsefly, The Wizard of Oz, Pleased to Eat You, Boy Meets Dog, Campus Capers, Hansel & Gretel, Suddenly It's Spring, A Car-Tune Portrait, Ups and' Down Derby.
Popeye skates over to Olive's house to give her a Christmas present: ice skates of her own. While he's teaching her, Bluto skates up and gets fresh; of course, Popeye fights him. When Olive rejects Bluto again, he sends her careening on an ice floe towards a waterfall.
Olive asks Popeye to walk her dog Fluffy, but Popeye is embarrassed because Fluffy is as weak looking as the name implies. Sure enough, when Bluto and his bulldog come by, the dogs (and their owners) get in a fight.
Popeye, Olive Oyl and all other King Features comic strip characters are invited on a cruise hosted by Professor Grimsby, a man who hates laughter
Popeye applies for a lifeguard job when he sees Olive in the pool, but Bluto also wants the job (and Olive). The manager, Wimpy, asks them to demonstrate their skills in a contest. Popeye does well, until Bluto demonstrates lifesaving and first aid on him.
Popeye and Bluto pick up Olive to celebrate New Year's Eve with them. Popeye brings along her granny out of sympathy.