Joe Ansen

Nacimiento : 1908-10-03, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA

Muerte : 1999-01-08

Películas

Animals in Action
Writer
The profession of capturing animals in action on celluloid is both an art and science. Some of the most exciting footage can be obtained in different ways. Examples are: a large herd, such as of reindeer, moving as one; slow motion footage of fast moving animals, such as racing greyhounds, especially when they do something unexpected; mothers and their newborn offspring doing what comes naturally; animals placed among special props; animals placed in human situations; combining the exciting and dangerous, such as the running of the bulls in Pamplona and the bullfights to follow; placing animals that are not natural companions together; and placing animals in the situation of a challenge, such as a bunch of bananas just out of reach of a hungry monkey. Many of these elements are combined into the final sequence of a steeplechase race.
Just What I Needed
Screenplay
Harry Horseknuckle tries to figure out what to do with some strange and unwanted gifts.
Just What I Needed
Story
Harry Horseknuckle tries to figure out what to do with some strange and unwanted gifts.
The Man Around the House
Screenplay
A humorous look at some typical housework troubles that may arise. A Pete Smith Specialty short.
The Man Around the House
Story
A humorous look at some typical housework troubles that may arise. A Pete Smith Specialty short.
Fish Tales
Screenplay
In this short film, champion fisherman Ernie St. Claire tries to catch a large salmon in Oregon's Rogue River.
Fish Tales
Story
In this short film, champion fisherman Ernie St. Claire tries to catch a large salmon in Oregon's Rogue River.
Ain't It Aggravatin'
Story
This comedic short looks at human foibles that lead to major aggravations.
Things We Can Do Without
Screenplay
A Pete Smith Specialty shorts series entry. Dave demonstrates a variety of household items and furniture which, while modern, is much more trouble than the progress is worth.
Things We Can Do Without
Story
A Pete Smith Specialty shorts series entry. Dave demonstrates a variety of household items and furniture which, while modern, is much more trouble than the progress is worth.
Cash Stashers
Screenplay
This Pete Smith Specialty short shows, humorously, the disastrous results when people save their money in unsafe places.
Cash Stashers
Story
This Pete Smith Specialty short shows, humorously, the disastrous results when people save their money in unsafe places.
Muchachas de Bagdad
Screenplay
Hassan, el Kadi de Bagdad, tiene en su harem doce bellas mujeres, pero concentra su atención en Zohara. La recién llegada Kyra les induce a la rebelión mediante el inaudito hecho de quejarse al Califa por el gran número de mujeres existentes en el harem. Hassan sufre un fuerte impacto cuando su nieto, Ezar, afirma que las mujeres son iguales a los hombres. Hacen una apuesta en la que Hassan deberá sentar la cabeza en un harem convencional, a menos que Zohara pueda superar a Hassan en los próximos diez días.
Curious Contests
Writer
This Pete Smith Specialty shows newsreel footage events that live up to the title. They include, among others, a diaper derby (the father who puts a diaper on his child fastest wins), a fireman's ball (two teams of fire fighters use high-pressure water hoses to move a large ball to score goals), and a basket race (men run a footrace while balancing a "tower" of ten baskets on their heads).
Did'ja Know?
Screenplay
This short looks at the following questions: How would you act as an expectant father?; How many greeting cards are sold in the USA each year?; Why do radiators make that pounding noise?; Why do animals yawn?
The Golden Gloves Story
Screenplay
Joe Riley is a boxing referee whose life-code is the same as the sporting rules of the prizefight ring. Two Golden Glove (a tournament for amateur prizefighters) contestants Nick Martel, a tough, pugnacious kid from Chicago who has had to fight for everything he has in life, and Bob Gilmore, from the other side of life's tracks, are also competing for the affections of Riley's daughter, Patty.
Crashing the Movies
Writer
This Pete Smith Specialty short shows newsreel clips of people performing strange stunts. Among those featured are a motorcyclist driving through a pane of glass, a car being driven up a ramp and crashing on top of other cars, a human loop-the-loop, and a man who has a cannonball shot at his abdomen at close range.
Let's Cogitate
Screenplay
Short film covering a variety of topics that folks may have wondered about.
Just Suppose
Writer
An off-camera narrator takes us through various scenarios of "just suppose". First we watch what would happen if a private detective behaved at home as he does in the movies; it's a ticket to a domestic disturbance. Next, a son gets to treat his father the way his father treats him. In the third episode, to a shopkeeper's chagrin, a man shops for a hat the way a woman does. In the final sketch, we suppose a household in which the man gets pregnant and has a baby, while the mom, clueless about little children, is the one with the career.
I Love My Mother-In-Law But...
Screenplay
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a series of vignettes illustrate some ways that mothers-in-law irritate, and/or cause problems for, their son-in-law.
I Love My Mother-In-Law But...
Original Story
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a series of vignettes illustrate some ways that mothers-in-law irritate, and/or cause problems for, their son-in-law.
Have You Ever Wondered?
Writer
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, answers are sought regarding some things people may have wondered about.
I Love My Wife BUT!
Story
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a husband endures the trials of being married to a wife with irritating traits.
I Love My Wife BUT!
Screenplay
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a husband endures the trials of being married to a wife with irritating traits.
Early Sports Quiz: What's Your I.Q. No. 13
Director
In this Pete Smith Specialty, the audience is asked multiple-choice questions about various sports. Depending on the question, the correct answer is revealed after 5 or 10 seconds.
Diamond Demon
Writer
The unusual talents of Johnny Price, a minor league baseball pitcher and trick artist, are showcased in this Pete Smith Specialty. Among other talents, Mr. Price can throw two (and, in certain situations three) baseballs simultaneously to different people. The catchers can be side by side, with one high and one low, or standing on the pitcher's mound and second base while Price throws the ball from the catcher's position. He can even perform these feats while suspended upside-down.
I Love My Husband, But!
Screenplay
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a wife endures the trials of being married to a husband with traits that drive her crazy.
I Love My Husband, But!
Story
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a wife endures the trials of being married to a husband with traits that drive her crazy.
Sure Cures
Writer
This comedic Pete Smith Specialty short examines the folly of using "home remedies" for various ills.
Gettin' Glamour
Screenplay
This Pete Smith Specialty comedic short details the troubles the average woman faces with maintaining beauty and fitness.
Badminton
Writer
Two expert badminton players demonstrate how the best play the game, including some slick trick shots. Meanwhile, befuddled bungler Bellamy B. Birdbrain bumbles his way through building a backyard badminton court. (This film is played in its entirety in MGM's short feature "The Great Morgan")
Hollywood Scout
Screenplay
This short film focuses on a day in the life of a Hollywood talent scout assigned to cast animals.
Movie Pests
Writer
This Pete Smith Specialty short takes a humorous look at the inconsiderate pests whose annoying habits make enjoying a movie impossible.
Seventh Column
Screenplay
This humorous short film shows how carelessness and accidents can harm the war effort, and steps on how to avoid them.
Seventh Column
Story
This humorous short film shows how carelessness and accidents can harm the war effort, and steps on how to avoid them.
Seeing Hands
Writer
This serious Pete Smith Specialty series entry encourages industry to hire people with disabilities to help with the war effort. As a boy, Ben Helwig was blinded in an accident while playing baseball. He eventually acquired a guide dog and now works in a defense plant.
First Aid
Screenplay
This Pete Smith Specialty is a semihumorous look at basic first aid techniques for mishaps that often occur around the house. It was produced in cooperation with the Beverly Hills First Aid Unit of the American Red Cross Disaster Service. —David Glagovsky
First Aid
Story
This Pete Smith Specialty is a semihumorous look at basic first aid techniques for mishaps that often occur around the house. It was produced in cooperation with the Beverly Hills First Aid Unit of the American Red Cross Disaster Service. —David Glagovsky
Calling All Pa's
Screenplay
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a new father experiences the trials and tribulations of fatherhood.
Calling All Pa's
Original Story
In this Pete Smith Specialty short, a new father experiences the trials and tribulations of fatherhood.
Fancy Answers
Writer
In this Pete Smith Speciality, the audience is asked a series of multiple-choice questions on various subjects.