Judge Proctor
Tells the true story of the residents at Dalkeith Residential Home who sit around every day just waiting to die until staff buy them a greyhound. Naming the dog Dalkeith after the home, they discover she is a phenomenal runner and she is soon entered into the greyhound races. Soon residents are betting on the outcome of the races, and they are given a new reason to live. But the board of trustees learn what is going on, through the disgruntled daughter of one of the residents, and heavily handedly put an end to the fun and games. After the board's intervention the residents sink into a new form of despair as life becomes even duller and more boring than before. That is until the aloof pensioner, played by Ray Barrett, reveals he was once a high profile barrister and challenges the decision in court.
Bill Wellesley
A girl from Beverly Hills tries to find her fathers opal mine in the Australian outback.
Neville Thonge
Les Patterson (Barry Humphries), gordo y borracho de mediana edad las 24 horas del día, los 7 días de la semana, representa a Australia en la ONU, donde su pedo literalmente incinera a un embajador árabe. Patterson es reasignado al Medio Oriente para que pueda ser torturado hasta la muerte por el país que insultó. La llegada de Patterson interrumpe un golpe y se salva. En un bar, Patterson se encuentra con un científico de armas biológicas que ha desarrollado una enfermedad terrible para la KGB que planea distribuirla al Pentágono a través de los asientos de los inodoros. Patterson, aunque está demasiado borracho para entender lo que sucede, se une a Dame Edna (también Humphries) para salvar el mundo.
