Jeronimus
After a series of mysterious killings in the German countryside, it is discovered that vampires with origins in the Middle Ages are to blame for the attacks. The condemned vampire clan leader and his followers created a new master to replace him, one to rule over the present day, unless he an his minions can be stopped by a group of modern vampire killers.
Olaf and his wife have lost that magic spark in their marriage. He wipes huge boogers on her face and they keep putting things in each other’s food like toenails and dandruff. Marriage counselors in the form of Hitler and Bin Laden seem completely alien to them, a secret baby is accidentally cooked, their genitals seem mutated, etc.
Ron
Durante una apacible travesía por un frondoso bosque, el coche del Doctor Madsen se ve involucrado en un accidente con un autobús de la prisión estatal provocando una reacción en cadena de consecuencias irreversibles. Tras liquidar a los guardas, los presos obligan al doctor a unirse a ellos. Después de andar durante horas, encuentran una lúgubre y vieja casa que aparenta el refugio perfecto... Pero nada es lo que parece... pues la casa está habitada por una misteriosa familia que no reacciona de manera hospitalaria frente a la intromisión de sus invitados. La pesadilla sólo ha hecho que empezar...
