Lydia Lael

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Lydia Lael

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The Puppetmaster
In this society, puppets and humans live in harmony, but that is polite fiction. Iconoclastic director, Bill Zebub, set out to make an absurd movie that hid wisdom in foolishness. Erin Brown, also known as Misty Mundae in some circles, stars alongside Lydia Lael in a strange film that you can enjoy without trying to delve deeper into the meaning. There is no correct interpretation. This is art, and as such, the experience is what you decide that it is.
Santa Claus: Serial Rapist
Lydia
A woman who is researching alien abductions for a book receives increasing reports of nocturnal attackers who are described as resembling Santa Claus. She enlists the aid of a scholar of mythology to see if the legend of Santa has a darker side, and what she discovers is more horrifying than she could never have expected.
Dickshark
Kayla
Rachel Crow stars as the woman whose lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream. It has an unusual side effect that ultimately leads to an abomination. Erin Brown (also known as Misty Mundae) supports her boyfriend, Dick (played by Bill Zebub) who is a modern day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.
Nightmare on Elmo's Street
Lydia
Puppets live alongside humans peacefully, but suddenly their behavior becomes depraved. Is such criminal activity rare, or is the media blowing things out of proportion, making cops look like sadistic gunslingers and causing people to distrust them, each other, and most of all, puppets. Is the apocalypse coming, or is the fear-mongering just a great way for News programs to get advertising money? Wait – that makes this movie sound like a serious allegory. Change that. This movie has more wtf moments than you can imagine. It’s high brow and low brow at the same time.
Loving a Vegetable
Lydia
A woman in a wheelchair suddenly finds herself dealing with an intruder. As the villain escalates his depraved behavior, the woman misses one cue after another for getting out of the situation. She is crippled in more ways than one.
Holocaust Cannibal
Greta
Nearing the end of WW2, Nazis realize that they will lose. A handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await. Notorious director Bill Zebub has often ridiculed fascism, but he never actually targeted Nazis. This is the first movie in which he outright makes fun of them. He never thought that it was necessary to point out the obvious, but this particular story is fertile ground for new parody.
Scienceless Fiction
Mermaid
Notorious director "Bill Zebub" ("Assmonster") set out to spoof science fiction movies. He noticed that Star Trek had social messages woven into the stories. He thought jokingly "What if I weave ANTIsocial messages?" Not letting the joke fade, he wondered if there were anything in modern times that he could target, and the answer came fast. Political correctness.
Amuse Me
Last Victim
Captives find themselves at the mercy of a lunatic who dresses like a clown. He does not seem to be aware that his amusement is terrifying to the victims who are forced to participate in his games of degradation. As frightening as his lack of empathy may be, he has an even scarier personality when he gets angry.
Disgruntled Employee
About an inept janitor gets fired with repeated offenses, which triggers a brutal kind of revenge. he takes out his revenge, with all the female workers.
Surreal Sicko
A perverted landlord goes on a rape spree. His tenant is mentally ill, and the landlord alters the crime scenes in a way that will implicate the schizophrenic, that is, if the bodies are ever found. Will the rampage continue unchecked?
I Told You Not to Call the Police
Victim #1
A terrified babysitter endures a harrowing home invasion, only to discover her nightmare has just begun when she disobeys her attacker's command not to report the crime to the police. Later, when the maniac returns to make good on his threat, the babysitter realizes he'll stop at nothing to make her pay for her insolence.