Bert André

Bert André

Nacimiento : 1941-08-06, Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands

Muerte : 2008-05-21

Perfil

Bert André

Películas

Too Fat Too Furious
Dr. Van Isacker
Bennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yugoslavian who keeps blowing things up unintended. They need to get 300000 Euro to get Bennies father a new liver.
Cheese
Doctor Laarmans
Frans Laarmans temporarily abandons his job as an office worker to become a salesman for a big cheese company.
Het paradijs
Jean-Pierre
Tragicomic gangster drama about a young man who robs a gas station and takes the place of the attendant during one night, with the intention to take off to paradise with the money.
Grey
Man 1 & 2
A middle-aged gentleman's bleak, colorless existence becomes unbearable when he encounters his doppelganger.
Los Flodder vuelven a casa (Flodder 3)
Neighbor Neuteboom
La urbanización pija Zonnedael, prepara las celebraciones de sus 25 años de existencia, pero los Flodder andan por ahí haciendo de las suyas y molestan. El asistente social amigo de la familia, pondrá todo de su parte para que estos no salgan mal parados de todo esto.
The Flying Dutchman
Cackpot
Late 16th century, persecuted protestantism and general dissatisfaction with the Catholic Habsburg rule in the Netherlands lead to large-scale plundering and vandalizing of churches, only harshening the Spanish Inquisition, sparkling the Eighty Years War.
Yellow Paint
Short road-movie-like drama about a young unemployed woman who makes her empty life more exciting by playing dangerous games with the car. Then she can't turn back.
De laatste vriend
Feature film.
Los Flodder en Amérika
Buurman Neuteboom
La indeseable familia Flodder es enviada a Nueva York a través de un intercambio cultural que sólo busca el deshacerse de semejante banda de vagos y maleantes. Los norteamericanos tampoco comprenderán el estilo de vida de la familia cuando éstos provoquen un embrollo de graves consecuencias diplomáticas entre Rusia y Estados Unidos.
Boys
Mr. Nellens
In this light-hearted low-budget comedy, two very different Flemish tween bachelors are best buds. Peter is a responsible professional, who's excited to get his first proper account as copy-writer in a small Belgian publicity firm- for condoms, a product the conservative boss dreads as slightly obscene. Tom however is a dare-all without much sense of decency, who earns his living as process-server and repo-man for a judicial bailiff. In their free time they're nearly inseparable, Tom cheering up his somewhat gloomy realistic friend and urging him to take silly risks during a weekend at the seaside and even cheat on his steady girlfriend. When the graphics department refuses to execute Peters idea for the condom campaign without a live male model, only Tom is pleasantly mad enough to pose stark-naked.
De Zoete Smaak Van Goudlikeur
Kelner
Daughters of Darkness, revised and corrected
CEO
The daughters of Pandora on a special mission ...
Skin
Sergeant
In a near future the world is split into two categories, the supporters of law and order on the one hand and the rebels on the other. Chico, a biker, who is to be conscripted into the army, is part of the second group. He soon runs away from a military hospital and, thanks to the help of a gang of motorcyclists, helps his friends to escape from prison. A violent confrontation with police forces ensues.
Una familia tronada (Flodder)
Buurman Neuteboom
Los siete miembros de la familia Flodder son totalmente antisociales. Los tres hijos tienen tendencias delictivas, la hija es muy provocativa. La madre es la que manda, y también hace lo suyo destilando licores ilegalmente. Por varias circunstancias se ven obligados a trasladarse de los barrios bajos a una villa a las afueras de la ciudad, donde empiezan los problemas con los vecinos ricos, especialmente cuando el hijo mayor se enamora de la mujer del vecino.
Benvenuta
Le garçon de café
Un apasionado romance en contraste con el intenso encuentro entre un cineasta y una novelista. La historia comienza con el joven guionista François tratando de localizar al autor de la de una vez escandalosa novela.
Hiver 60
Le marinier
Het Beest
When he finds out that his company has expropriated his own mother, a successful young manager gets deeply upset. Money and power now have a different meaning. He needs to struggle against his own self and stake everything in order to reorganize true values in his life. His career is at stake. When his mother dies in the pension she's been put, his point of limit is reached. He feels responsible and takes revenge through terrorist actions. The beast explodes.
Tijd om gelukkig te zijn
Vertegenwoordiger
A forty-year-old man loses his work and is unemployed. There is a continual coming and going between uncomfortable in his own skin unemployed person, his mistress - a middle-class - and an exuberant and fragile girl.
The Pencil Murders
Vertommen
A policeman neglects his young, attractive wife because of his professional duties. Soon, he has to face the fact that she deceives him. It seriously complicates the case he is working on: attractive young women are brutally killed by means of a pencil rammed into their noses until the brain is pierced.
Beef Cattle
inspector
Thomas, in his forties, holds an important post in a slaughterhouse. He is engaged to Marie-Rose, the daughter of the director, whom he hopes to follow later. In a routine examination in the hospital, however, he finds out that he has cancer and his days are counted. The upheaval that he suffers as a result, however, does not take long, his decision is certain: he will use the short time to clean up some bad guys. What else can he do now?
Paradise Lost
Jan Boel
The Mayor of a small Flemish town is determined at all costs to save a unique bird sanctuary from a ruthless businessman who advocates a housing development on the site. The main story, though, centres on a childhood trauma that unites the two men and a dark femme fatale whom one desires and the other attempts to manipulate.
Hedda Gabler
Eljert Lövborg
Jan Decorte's second feature film is an adaptation of the play Hedda Gabler by Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen. Decorte moved the locus of action of Ibsen's realistic play from 1890 to 1950, twenty-eight years earlier than when the film was shot. The story begins when Hedda returns home from an overly long honeymoon with her newly wed but colourless husband Tesman. She is pregnant and will be courted by the writer Eljert Lövbor, an old lover who is about to break through with an exceptional novel of autobiographical quality [Avila].
The Enclosure
In this silent film, a hermit living in the ruins of an old castle spies on and grows obsessed with a young couple building a home by the river.
Eric, oficial de la reina
Gekke Dirk
Las vidas de Erik Lanshof y cinco de sus amigos más cercanos toman rumbos diferentes cuando el ejército alemán invade los Países Bajos en 1940: lucha y resistencia, miedo y resignación, colaboración y alta traición.
De spoken van de Torenburcht
Short film.
The Arrival of Joachim Stiller
Morgue Assistant
The film tells the story of Freek Groenevelt and Simone Marijnissen whose lives are taken over by Joachim Stiller.
Delicias turcas
Civil servant
Un escultor holandés (Rutger Hauer) mantiene un tormentoso y erótico romance con una hermosa muchacha. En otro tiempo, el artista era un libertino que coleccionaba en un álbum sus conquistas amorosas como si fueran trofeos.
Mira
The story of a small and conservative West-Flemish village opposing the construction of a bridge over the Scheldt.
De geboorte en dood van Dirk Vandersteen jr.
rebel
The wife of a local dictator gets a miscarriage during a failed assault by rebels. The dictators' brother suggesst to present the newly born baby of one a the dead rebels as his posterity.