Kjeld Petersen

Dirch Passer wasn't just Denmark's funniest man and most beloved comedian. He was also a workaholic and in a constant pursuit of his audience's laughter. In this documentary, colleagues, family and friends tell the story of a man who couldn't say no and ended his days on the stage he was addicted to.

Hele Danmarks Dirch - Et skønt tilbageblik på Dirchs produktive og alsidige karriere med alle de bedste klip fra hans tid på revyscenen, i cirkus, på TV, i TV-reklamer, som sanger og filmskuespiller. Alle de kendte og elskede øjeblikke er samlet - lige fra Hoppegyngen, Mudderklirren, hans Nonsens-nummer med fingrene, Kulmulen, Kellerdirch sketches, til sangperler som "Der kommer altid en sporvogn..." og "Ja, ja, nu kommer jeg." En over to timer lang tribute til en af Danmarks største komiske talenter nogensinde - Et godt grin for hele familien Danmark.

Danish comedy film directed by Bent Christensen

Romantic comedy, based on the discovery that eggs from a particular island provide men with great virility and make them irresistible.

Villa Orfeus er en ejendommeligt gammelt hus, som er blevet et klenodie for kvarterets beboer. Det er et fristed, hvor husets beboer får lov til at være anderledes, at være sig selv i en fremmedgjort verden. Lydia Wiljengren (Ellen Gottschalch), der er enke efter en rig musikhandler, ejer "Villa Orfeus". Hun har efterhånden sat hele sin formue overstyr ved sin forkærlighed for musikalske mennesker. Den eneste betingelse for at bo i huset er, at de enten kan spille eller synge.

Hans og Mona beslutter at give deres respektive ægtefælder lidt at tænke over, ved at blive fundet i en kompromitterende situation under en fælles ferie. For at lette den lidt akavede stemning, beslutter de at søge hjælp i barskabet, hvor de får mikset en potent cocktail sammen, som de døber Grøn Elevator. Det bliver starten på en munter aften.

Una porción de la cola de un reptil prehistórico se descubre en Dinamarca. Se regenera en todo el reptil, que procede a destruir edificios y propiedades y se convierte en una molestia. Puede volar, nadar y caminar, y tiene escamas impenetrables, lo que hace que sea difícil matarlo.

"The ship is loaded with" four angry young men, an original skipper, a fashion model, a radio station, a pirate flag and various musical instruments. And the ship is at anchor in international waters and can not sail forward or backward. On the other hand it can emit radio advertising, and it does.

After a gruesome meeting with the tax authorities Alex Alexander takes a drive in the countryside to calm down. While driving, he accidentally runs into an elephant from a circus. When he is stopped by the police and tells them about the elephant they think he is crazy. He is committed to an asylum by the very authorities his taxes are funding. The doctor tries to convince him that the elephants were not really there, but he gets more help from manic fellow patient Knudsen who makes him realize that everybody in the world is crazy in some way.

A military comedy about disobedient and playful recruits.

Poeten and Lillemor are making their living on his writing, but the general interest in modern poetry is low and their income very small. A creditor is dogging them, when a sudden bequest gives them some breathing-space. They buy an old house in a small village, where living is cheaper than in Copenhagen. The villagers are distrustful towards the newcomers. After a while the baker, the butcher and the grocer won't give Poeten and Lillemor credit anymore. Also the old creditor is back dogging them. Should Poeten renounce his high poetical standards and write simple verses for popular music, to get money?

En herlig komedie om:En teaterdirektør i pengenød.En skuespiller der håber på det storegennembrud.En vandpyt.Et rygte om forlovelse mellem skuespillerindenog en stenrig skibsredder.Endnu en vandpyt.Og så en masse skægge forviklinger.. Forvirret?Det bliver Kjeld Petersen også i et affilmens højdepunkter: Der sidder 4 mandpå en tømmerflåde!

Semi documentary on a famous cycle race in Copenhagen. The story is about the competition between the riders as well as about their private and marital struggles.

Niels Pind er en drukkenbolt der bliver udnyttet af nogle af byens beboere. Dette får en ende, da hans søn, Jens kommer tilbage fra Amerika med en masse penge. Jens køber det lokale gods og begynder at udvinde grus fra jorden. Han får hurtigt et dårligt omdømme i området fordi han kun tænker på penge. Niels Pind slår hånden af sin søn. Jens ændres dog, efterhånden som han bliver mere og mere forelsket i Ingrid.

A U.S. lawman busts Copenhagen counterfeiters to help his sister, falsely accused of murder.

The Royal privileged ferry inn in Hørby is owned and operated by the two good friends Erik Hansen and Lars Tofte. In addition to the inn they own the small ferry, which keeps them in touch with the mainland.

Crime writer Rodian moves into a hotel which used to be the hideout for the thief Mathisen and his gang. However, when Rodian has gone to bed and fallen asleep, Mathisen reads the writer's manuscripts and copies the fictional crimes. This gets Rodian in trouble...

Danish Black & White Movie from 1956 starring 32 of the most popular danish actors...

The young mechanic Borge Rasmussen works in Salling Harbour and lives with the slightly older Marinus Frederiksen, who chairs the city's port workers. Marinus sees in Borge, who has lost his parents, his only friend and is easily influenced by his extremist views.

Kjeld Petersen plays a merchant who has stolen his clothes when he is out take a dip in the Sound. He stopped by the police, and they find a call to military service in his pocket, after further complications lands him at the barracks, where he came under the loving care of 66 (Dirch compatible) and 65 (Ove Sprogø). So the stage is set for lots of fun and games, in the right old style.

Filmen er en fortsættelse af Hold fingrene fra mor. Dansk folkekomedie fra 1951. Berthe Quistgaard og Helge Kjærulff-Schmidt har hovedrollerne i dette dejlige kærlighedsspil. Lulu Vänner står for at skulle gifte sig for fjerde gang. Hun er mor til fire med tre forskellige mænd, men måske er fjerde gang lykkens gang. Selvom børnene godt kan lide Lulus tilkommende, John Carstensen, er de ikke vilde med tanken om giftermål.

Many people are preparing their lives for a lifetime, to make it safe and secure. And then the fate's game of 24 hours can overturn everything.

Soya's satirist take on variations of Danes, who willingly or unwillingly came to deal with German troops during the five year Second World War occupation.

Sabotage of a Nazi factory is carried out by the husband of the lover of a resistance leader.