Producer
Richard, an unemployed 55-year-old, arrives 3 minutes late for his appointment at a job centre. An advisor, stifled by the limits of the system she works in, has no choice but to penalise him for his tardiness.
Julie
Fitness fanatic, Donald Leek, indulges in a monthly Chunky Monkey experience with, someone vaguely resembling movie-songstress, Julie Andrews, who he's expecting at 7:30pm. His obsession with Ms. Andrews (and her posterior) is somewhat disturbing to say the least. Before she arrives however, he has to dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant, who has neglected to send him a Christmas card. He is interrupted by a peculiar assortment of unwelcome visitors, amongst them, Jesus Christ and a one-testicled self-made millionaire. Each one is as unhinged as their host, who retaliates to the intrusion in extreme fashion
Susy Wyatt
Four middle-aged men concoct a scheme which involves them insuring their lives, so that if one of them dies the others inherit a tidy sum. Suddenly fate throws a darkly comic chain of mishaps their way:
Vomiting Veronica - Wedding Two
Charles y sus amigos, todos ellos solteros y sin compromiso, han llegado a una edad en la que casi todos sus conocidos se han casado. En una de las bodas, a la que el grupo ha sido invitado, Charles conoce a Carrie, una americana de la que se enamora a primera vista. Esa noche la pasan juntos, pero no vuelven a verse. Tendrán que esperar a la siguiente boda, en la que Carrie le presenta a su prometido.
Cpl. Merriman
When plucky Corporal Pru Merriman reports to her superiors Monk and Bob for driving duty, she finds herself catapulted into the murky world of the French Resistance.
Mary
Inglaterra, 1867. Charles Smithson y Ernestina se comprometen poco despues de conocerse, pero piensan casarse muy pronto. Un día, paseando por los acantilados, Charles ve a una joven vestida de negro en el malecón del puerto. Ernestina le dice que se trata de Sarah Woodrof, conocida como "la mujer del teniente francés", porque años atrás tuvo una relación amorosa con un oficial francés que luego la abandonó. Charles se hace amigo de Sarah y, al verla tan desvalida, decide tomar medidas para garantizarle un futuro digno y fuera del alcance de las habladurías.
