The Christmas Season Massacre (2001)
Twas the night before Christmas and everyone's DEAD
ジャンル : ホラー, コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 10分
演出 : Jeremy Wallace
シノプシス
Tommy is a loser. He wears a pirate eye-patch, a Christmas gift he was given as a child. It is a symbol of the humiliation Tommy endured in high school. Tommy was the subject of so much torment from his classmates that he became a bloodthirsty maniac! Tommy disappeared, vowing to eventually slay all of his schoolyard tormentors. Over the years, he has slaughtered all but six of them. Now, these six former schoolmates unite to end Tommy's reign of terror.
The zombies that arose after the nuclear outbreak are still high in numbers. The group of girls have lost some of their comrades and are fighting off the horny zombies to stay alive themselves. Can they stop the plague for once and for all?
A modern reimagining of the classic romantic comedy, this contemporary version closely follows new love for two couples as they journey from the bar to the bedroom and are eventually put to the test in the real world.
A family imprisoned by intruders is forced to play a terrifying game of "Kill, Or Be Killed". As the night unfolds, the game's mysterious rules become clear, and the family realizes their nightmare is being streamed live to riveted viewers all over the world, who are compelled to KEEP WATCHING... not knowing if what they're seeing is real, or staged.
アルコールとギャンブルが大好きで、ちょっとクセのあるヴィンセント（ビル・マーレイ）は、隣家に引っ越してきたシングルマザーの12歳の息子、オリバー（ジェイデン・リーベラー）の世話をすることになる。酒場や競馬場へと連れ回し、ろくでもないことを教え込むヴィンセントに反発するオリバーだったが、嫌われオヤジに隠された真の優しさや心の傷に気付いてから、徐々に二人は心を通わせていき……。
凶悪宇宙人ゴーグに母星を奪われ、宇宙を放浪するブーヴたち。彼らは、ゴーグが存在を知らない地球への移住を決定、高度な科学力で全人類を立ち退かせる。そんな中、ドジばかりで友達のいないブーヴのオウは、引っ越しパーティーの招待状を誤ってゴーグにまで送ってしまった。反逆者として追われる身となった彼は、隠れていた人間の少女チップと出会う。やがてオウはブーヴに連れて行かれたチップの母親を捜す手伝いをすることになる。
ボブが働くバーガーショップ“カニカーニ”にある秘密のレシピが、邪悪な海賊バーガー・ビアードに盗まれた。レシピの盗難でバーガーが作れなくなり、海底都市ビキニタウンは大混乱に陥る。ボブは大親友のヒトデのパトリックや、お隣さんのタコであるイカルド、リスの女の子サンディ、そして、カニカーニのオーナーであるカーニらとともに、海賊を追いかけて地上の世界へ。すると海賊はなんと自分のバーガー店を開いていた。
学園都市製宇宙エレベーター「エンデミュオン」完成間近のある日、上条当麻とインデックスは無能力者の少女アリサと出会う。三人で遊んでいると魔術師を引き連れたステイルが来襲し、なぜか科学サイドの人間であるアリサに襲い掛かる。魔術サイドの襲撃に、学園都市はシャットアラウ率いる秩序維持部隊で応戦する。
Two Minions are busy at work in the mailroom. One of them, bored, decides to throw a box of expired PX-41 samples into its designated chute.
A Minion, seeing many owners walk their dogs, wants a puppy of his own. He tries to leash a ladybug but fails. Luckily, a UFO that sweeps away the ladybug somehow agrees to become a Puppy.
Margo, Edith, and Agnes spot an ice cream truck. The three of them go after the truck but Agnes falls as she attempts to pedal to the truck. The Minions, seeing her so upset by this, decide to build her a unicorn-themed motorcycle. Agnes goes for a little ride around town.
2人の子供をもうけ幸せな生活を送っていたアニーとジェイ夫妻は、セックスレスに悩んでいた。気分を盛り上げようと自分たちのセックスを撮影してみたところ、新たな刺激に大興奮する。しかし、録画した動画が誤ってクラウド上にアップされてしまったため、彼らは拡散を阻止しようと奮闘する。
仕事はクビ、夫の浮気も発覚したタミーに必要なのは現実逃避の旅。でもお金も車もない彼女は、やむなく酒浸りの祖母パールとドライブ旅行に出かけることに。
Ulises Alpuyeca, a film initiate, wants to make his debut feature and he accepts the first opportunity offered to him to direct a film, without knowing that it is foing to be a porn movie. Gudelio Medina, photographer and Ulysses's old mate, convinces him to do it. All participants in the film, start, unaware of the main porn star gender, making room for hilarious entanglements, but once committed to the project they must discover how to shoot a porn movie and in the process, just maybe, discover love.
ショッピングモール警備員のポールは、6年前の事故で救い出した女性と再婚し幸せな生活を送るはずだったが、その妻も今や去り、再びシングルファーザーに。しかしアグレッシブに警備の仕事をこなしていた。ある日、ひとり娘のマヤを連れて警備連盟総会に出席するためラスベガスへ向かうことに。ところが宿泊先のホテルで盗難事件にマヤが巻き込まれてしまう！セグウェイに乗ったポールは、窃盗団に闘いを挑んでゆく。
When obscenely rich hedge-fund manager James is convicted of fraud and sentenced to a stretch in San Quentin, the judge gives him one month to get his affairs in order. Knowing that he won't survive more than a few minutes in prison on his own, James desperately turns to Darnell-- a black businessman who's never even had a parking ticket -- for help. As Darnell puts James through the wringer, both learn that they were wrong about many things, including each other.
In the near future, society collapses and water becomes scarce. When a greedy water baron starts violently clearing out survivors, Kendal, a 17-year-old teenager, fights the baron's henchman to keep a well open.
香港警察の刑事ベニーは黒社会の大物ウォンを追う中で同僚ヤンを殺され、そのひとり娘サマンサの後見人になる。9年後、強引な捜査が問題視されたベニーは停職処分を受けるが、マカオのカジノで働くサマンサを騙して荒稼ぎした米国人詐欺師ワッツを捕まえんとロシアへ。実はワッツはウォン逮捕を可能にする重要人物であると同時に、数々の犯罪組織に命を狙われていた。ベニーとワッツは、中国を横切るルートで香港に向かう。
The film tells the story of documentary filmmaker Michael King (Shane Johnson), who doesn’t believe in God or the Devil. Following the sudden death of his wife, Michael decides to make his next film about the search for the existence of the supernatural, making himself the center of the experiment – allowing demonologists, necromancers, and various practitioners of the occult to try the deepest and darkest spells and rituals they can find on him – in the hopes that when they fail, he’ll once and for all have proof that religion, spiritualism, and the paranormal are nothing more than myth. But something does happen. An evil and horrifying force has taken over Michael King. And it will not let him go.
Bianca's universe turns upside down when she learns that her high school refers to her as a ‘DUFF' (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). Hoping to erase that label, she enlists the help of a charming jock and her favorite teacher. Together they'll face the school's mean girl and remind everyone that we are all someone's DUFF… and that's totally fine.
A catholic French couple sees their life upside down when their four daughters get married to men of different religion and origins.
