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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

ジャンル : ドラマ, コメディ

上映時間 : 1時間 53分

演出 : Hy Averback

シノプシス

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

出演

Brian Keith
Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis
Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine
Ernest Borgnine
Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon
Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette
Suzanne Pleshette
Ramona
Tom Ewell
Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman
Bradford Dillman
Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell
Arthur O'Connell
Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler
John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche
Don Ameche
Col. Flanders
Christopher Mitchum
Christopher Mitchum
Alturi
Jean Argyle
Jean Argyle
Mrs. Calhoun
John James Bannon
John James Bannon
1st MP
Stan Barrett
Stan Barrett
Green Beret Soldier
Dorothy Green
Dorothy Green
Mrs. Kruft

製作陣

Hy Averback
Hy Averback
Director
Hal Captain
Hal Captain
Writer
Don McGuire
Don McGuire
Writer
Fred Engel
Fred Engel
Producer
Burnett Guffey
Burnett Guffey
Director of Photography
John F. Burnett
John F. Burnett
Editor
Jack Poplin
Jack Poplin
Production Design
James W. Payne
James W. Payne
Set Decoration
Robert Bau
Robert Bau
Makeup Artist
Gary Liddiard
Gary Liddiard
Makeup Artist
Ben Sad
Ben Sad
Boom Operator
Larry Hampton
Larry Hampton
Special Effects
Jerry Fielding
Jerry Fielding
Original Music Composer

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