Carry On Up the Khyber (1968)
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ジャンル : アドベンチャー, コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 28分
演出 : Gerald Thomas
脚本 : Talbot Rothwell
シノプシス
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.
A group of heroic warriors has only six days to save the planet in "Mortal Kombat Annihilation." To succeed they must survive the most spectacular series of challenges any human, or god, has ever encountered as they battle an evil warlord bent on taking control of Earth.
Bounced from her job, Erin Grant needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of her child. But, eventually, she must confront the naked truth: to take on the system, she'll have to take it all off. Erin strips to conquer, but she faces unintended circumstances when a hound dog of a Congressman zeroes in on her and sharpens the shady tools at his fingertips, including blackmail and murder.
サンフランシスコで母親と2人で暮らすミアは冴えない女子高生。人前に立つことも運動も苦手で、地味で野暮ったい彼女をまともに相手にしてくれるのは親友のリリーとその兄のマイケルのみ。それでも消防署をリフォームした個性的な家で、奔放な画家の母と共に自由且つ幸せに暮らしていた。 そんなある日、ミアは、自分の亡き父フィリップが、ヨーロッパにあるジェノヴィア(架空の国、スペインとフランスの間にある小国の設定)の女王クラリスの息子であり、女王の孫である自分が唯一の王位継承者であることを知らされる。突然のことに、ミアは、事実を隠し続けて来た母にも、自分を王女としてジェノヴィアに連れて行こうとする祖母にも反発する。それでも、王位継承とは別に、王女としてのお披露目となる舞踏会に出席するために「プリンセス教育」を受けることを、ミアはしぶしぶ承諾するしかなかった。
Stranded backpackers in remote Australia fall prey to a murderous bushman, who offers to fix their car, then takes them captive.
A band of medieval mercenaries take revenge on a noble lord who decides not to pay them by kidnapping the betrothed of the noble's son. As the plague and warfare cut a swathe of destruction throughout the land, the mercenaries hole up in a castle and await their fate.
A soldier returns home to his small town and exacts a deadly revenge on the thugs who tormented his dimwitted brother while he was away.
Mama Cora, who is almost eighty years old, has three sons and a daughter. She lives with one of them, who has serious financial problems. The family meets one day to celebrate an anniversary meal, and that is when the problem arises: which of them will take care of her?
Sylvia Stickles runs a convenience store with her husband and mother-in-law. One day, Sylvia is hit on the head and transforms from an uptight prude to a sex-crazed lunatic. As she goes on a rampage through town, Sylvia attracts the attention of Ray Ray, a sexual healer and tow truck driver in search of the world's greatest orgasm. Their sexual revolution, however, causes a class war in their tiny Baltimore community.
When news of John Smith's death reaches America, Pocahontas is devastated. She sets off to London with John Rolfe, to meet with the King of England on a diplomatic mission: to create peace and respect between the two great lands. However, Governor Ratcliffe is still around; he wants to return to Jamestown and take over. He will stop at nothing to discredit the young princess.
While on a journey of discovery in exotic India, beautiful young Ruth Barron falls under the influence of a charismatic religious guru. Her desperate parents then hire PJ Waters, a macho cult de-programmer who confronts Ruth in a remote desert hideaway. But PJ quickly learns that he's met his match in the sexy, intelligent and iron-willed Ruth.
A down and out young punk gets a job working with a seasoned repo man, but what awaits him in his new career is a series of outlandish adventures revolving around aliens, the CIA, and a most wanted '64 Chevy.
Based on the 1973 rock opera album of the same name by The Who, this is the story of 60s teenager Jimmy. At work he slaves in a dead-end job. While after, he shops for tailored suits and rides his scooter as part of the London Mod scene.
An old gangster is advised that Freddie Mays would leave jail after thirty years in prison. His mood changes and he recalls when he was a young punk and who joined Freddie's gang—a man he both envied and ultimately betrayed.
メルボルンのネオナチ若者ギャング集団のリーダー、ハンドーは、仲間のデイヴィーたちとともに夜な夜なヴェトナム系移民をリンチして憂さ晴らしする毎日。アジア人だけでなく富裕層や権力者などに対しても憎しみの感情だけを持ち、ドラッグ、窃盗、暴力漬けの人生もすべて彼らのせいであると信じ込んでいる。やはりドラッグ漬けの少女ゲイブ も仲間に引き入れるが、ハンドーのガールフレンドとなったゲイブにデイヴィーはほのかな恋心を抱く。そんなある日、ハンドーたちに仲間をリンチされたヴェトナム系集団が、ハンドーたちをはるかに上回る多勢で反撃し…。
Widower Cedric Brown hires Nanny McPhee to care for his seven rambunctious children, who have chased away all previous nannies. Taunted by Simon and his siblings, Nanny McPhee uses mystical powers to instill discipline. And when the children's great-aunt and benefactor, Lady Adelaide Stitch, threatens to separate the kids, the family pulls together under the guidance of Nanny McPhee.
19世紀後半のNY社交界を舞台に繰り広げられる、貴族階級からはみ出た伯爵夫人と、その幼なじみの弁護士の静かな恋愛を描く。イーディス・ウォートンの原作に基づいたM・スコセッシによる、“斜陽”の物語。オペラ観賞に訪れた弁護士のニューランドは、幼なじみの伯爵夫人エレンに再会する。彼女には離婚を認めようとしない夫がいて、彼にも婚約者がいた。そんな状況の中で、奔放な彼女に心惹かれていくニューランド。しかし、上流階級の掟は二人を許そうとはしなかった……。アカデミー衣装デザイン賞を受賞した絢爛豪華な舞台の中で、D・D=ルイス、M・ファイファー、W・ライダーなど、魅力的な顔合わせで描かれる禁じられた大人の愛を、スコセッシは切なく、感動的に再現。抑圧された世界でこそ生じる葛藤と胸の高なりを与えてくれる。
Mark 13 is a government-built killing machine programmed with artificial intelligence, able to repair and recharge itself from any energy source. Through a series of coincidences, the cyborg's head ends up in the home of a sculptress as a bizarre Christmas present from her boyfriend. Once inside its new home, the cyborg promptly reconstructs the rest of its body using a variety of household utensils and proceeds to go on a murderous rampage.
A retelling of the classic Dickens tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, miser extraordinaire. He is held accountable for his dastardly ways during night-time visitations by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.
1814年。港町マルセイユに住む航海士のエドモンは伯爵の子息フェルナンと幼馴染み。貧しいエドモンには裕福なフェルナンも羨む魅力的な婚約者メルセデスがいた。エドモンはやがて船長になり、晴れて結婚式を挙げることになった。しかしその矢先、エドモンは何者かの陰謀で罪人として牢獄に幽閉されてしまうのだった。やがて獄中でファリア司祭と出会い、彼のおかげで脱獄に成功したうえ巨額の財産を手にしたエドモンはモンテ・クリスト伯として社交界に華々しくデビューするのだった。この時、エドモンの真の目的に気づく者は誰一人居なかった。
Frank Allen, a professional speaker who lectures on time management has a perfectly ordered and scheduled life, down to the minute. When his wife sets his clock forward 10 minutes as a joke, his day is thrown off. Deciding that his strictly ordered life has done him little good, he begins to make multiple choice index cards, choosing one at random and doing what is written on the card.
Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea, so when they decide to take them on a holiday to Paradise Camp, they think they're off to a nudist colony—but they couldn't be more wrong, and meet up with the weirdest bunch of campers you can imagine.
Dr. Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, and he flies back to England to fame and fortune. But others want to cash in on his good fortunes, and some just want him brought down a peg or two.
Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades, and enlist the help of the Reverend Flasher. Little do they know that the priest leads a double life. Then Madame Desiree and her "Birds of Paradise" arrive in the village...
Carry On favourite Barbara Windsor makes her debut in this outrageous send-up of the James Bond movies. Fearless agent Desmond Simpkins and Charlie Bind, aided and abetted by the comely Agent Honeybutt and Agent Crump, battle against the evil powers of international bad guys STENCH and their three cronies.
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck the operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sergeant Wilkins will be transferred. Sub-plots include romances between Wilkins and Moon, Constable and Passworthy.
A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.
A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn't been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff—they all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotel's foundations.
The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called "The Wit to Woo". The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble
Bertram Oliphant West (also known as Bo West) wants to clear his unjustly smeared reputation. He joins the Foreign Legion, with Simpson his manservant in tow. But the fort they get posted to is full of eccentric legionnaires, and there is trouble brewing with the locals too. Unbeknown to Bo, his lady love has followed him in disguise...
Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a 'sanitary engineer' named Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal. Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable. Marshal has two aids—revenge-seeking Annie Oakley and his sanitary expertise.