The Pirate Movie (1982)
Buckle Your Swash and Jolly Your Roger for the Funniest Rock 'N Rollickin' Adventure Ever!
ジャンル : アクション, コメディ, ドラマ, ファミリー, 音楽, ロマンス
上映時間 : 1時間 38分
演出 : Ken Annakin
シノプシス
A comedy/musical utilizing both new songs and parodies from the original (Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance), as well as references to popular films of the time, including Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. In your typical boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy fights girl with swords plot, the story revolves around Mabel ...
ホラー映画女優だった母を交通事故で亡くしたマックス。3年後、友人たちと母が出演していた映画を観に行くと、映画館で火災が発生。逃げ惑ううちに、いつしか映画の中に入り込んでしまう。そこで役を演じる母に会えて喜ぶマックス。だが殺人鬼も出現し、次々とシナリオ通りに登場人物が殺されてゆく。
新たに職探しをしていたシンディはある日、不気味な老婦人の世話をすることに。また一方、その隣に住むイケメンの男性トムが気になる存在となる。そんな中、突如として宇宙人が地球を襲撃、老婦人の家ではシンディの前に謎の少年が現われる。そして、不吉なメッセージを目にしたシンディは、その謎を解くため、友人ブレンダと共にまたしても不気味な村へ向かう。そこでも不可解な出来事に見舞われながら脱出したのも束の間、宇宙人に生け捕りにされてしまうシンディたちだが…。
ハイスクールの美少女が惨殺された。犯人はもちろん“ハロウィン・マスク”をかぶった殺人鬼に決まっているが、「スクリーム」を観ていない主人公たちはそんなこと知るはずもない。ちょうど1年前、友人たちと車で人を轢いたシンディは、事件の奇妙なつながりに不安を覚える。そして、マスコミの取材攻勢でハイスクールがパニックになるなか、第2、第3の殺人が…。「ホラー映画じゃあるまいし(笑)」。笑い事ですむワケがない。だってホラー映画だもーん。
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.
トム(チャーリー・シーン)の農場にミステリアス・サークルが出現。そのニュースを追うのはキャスターのシンディ(アンナ・ファリス)。彼女は友人の通夜で、1本のビデオを手にする。それは呪いのビデオだった。
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.
身の回りで次々と起こる不可解な現象。これは、ただのホラー映画ではない。「ブラック・スワン」や「インセプション」のように手に汗握る…ホラーコメディ映画。
今回は、ウェイアンズ・ブラザーズがエクソシストの風刺パロディで物語を始めます。ジェームズ・ウッズが型破りな司祭であるマクフェリー神父の役を演じ、ナターシャ・リオンを異世界の精神から救い出します。 その後、彼らが中断した物語を取り上げて、ワヤン兄弟はヒロインのシンディ・キャンベルとコミカルに再会します。 クレイジーな教授は、科学実験を行うという口実の下で週末の遠出のために、彼女と彼女のクラスメートのグループを、冒険と新しい経験に熱心に募集します。 週末の活動が展開するにつれて、継続的な驚きが楽しみを続けています。
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多数の映画で共演を続けてきたドンとリーナは、世間から結婚まで噂される人気のスターカップル。しかし実はリーナのわがままな態度にドンは辟易気味。やがて撮影中の新作がサイレントからトーキーへと製作方針を変え、ドンは声質がよくないリーナに代わって、知り合ったばかりであるコーラスガール、キャシーに歌の吹き替えを頼む。出来あがった映画は大好評だが、意地悪なリーナはその手柄を独り占めしようとする。
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荒唐無稽なものから深遠な話まで、コーエン兄弟ならではの味わいあふれるアンソロジー。アメリカ西部を駆け抜けた無法者や開拓者たちの6つの冒険物語。
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