Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)
You're going to need protection!
ジャンル : コメディ, ホラー
上映時間 : 1時間 13分
演出 : Shawn Burkett
シノプシス
A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the proverbial shit starts to hit the fan.
In the near future, a police officer specializes in malfunctioning robots. When a robot turns out to have been programmed to kill, he begins to uncover a homicidal plot to create killer robots... and his son becomes a target.
A pack of naïve teenagers conspire to murder a mutual friend, whose aggressive demeanor has proved too much.
Climbing aboard their mammoth recreational vehicle for a cross-country road trip to the Colorado Rockies, the Munro family – led by dysfunctional patriarch, Bob – prepares for the adventure of a lifetime. But spending two weeks together in one seriously small space has a way of cramping their style.
超能力をビジネスに利用している警備会社コンセックの科学者により、その能力をさらに開発された超能力者のベイル(スティーヴン・ラック)。ベイルの任務は、もう一人のスキャナー、レボック(マイケル・アイアンサイド)の追跡。しかし、驚異的な力で世界をわがものにしようとたくらむレボックは、彼の野望に逆らうスキャナーたちを虐殺し始め……。
少年時代からいつも一緒にいる一卵性双生児の兄弟、エリオットとビヴァリー。容姿はうり二つだが、性格は兄エリオットが社交的で野心家、弟ビヴァリーが内気な努力家と正反対。兄弟はトロントで婦人科医の医院を営むが、ビヴァリーは診察した女優クレアの子宮が3つに分かれていたので驚く。やがてクレアはエリオットと肉体関係を持つが、クレアはエリオットに双子の弟がいることを知らない。こうして異様な三角関係が生まれる。
To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This loudmouthed ladies' man serves an exclusive rock star clientele, who depend on his keen eye and smug discretion. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. But things turn shocking when radio personality Johnny Crunch hires Fairlane to find a missing groupie mere hours before he is electrocuted live on air.
Dr. Feinstone has everything, a beautiful wife and a successful career in dentistry; but when he discovers his wife's affair, he realizes that behind every clean, white surface lies the stench of decay.
元FBI心理分析官テリー・マッケイレブは2年前、連続殺人犯“コード・キラー”を追跡中、突然心臓発作で倒れてしまい、犯人を捕り逃す。心臓を移植して何とか一命を取り留めたテリーは早期退職し、現在はクルーザーでの隠居生活を送っている。そんな彼の前にある日、グラシエラと名乗る見知らぬ女性が現れた。そして、自分の姉を殺害した犯人を探してほしいと依頼する。心臓移植したことを理由に断るテリーにグラシエラは、その心臓が殺された姉のものであることを伝える。その事実がテリーを再び捜査の現場へと引き戻すことになったのだったが…。
A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash.
A man who accused a catholic bishop of abusing him when he was a child dies in the Austrian city Salzburg. Everyone except his widow and the eccentrical detective Simon Brenner keeps silent and believes that the man killed himself.
Beautiful Mandy Lane isn't a party girl but, when classmate Chloe invites the Texas high school student to a bash in the countryside, she reluctantly accepts. After hitching a ride with a vaguely scary older man, the teens arrive at their destination. Partying ensues, and Mandy's close pal, Emmet, keeps a watchful eye on the young males making a play for Mandy. Then two of the students are murdered.
In spring 1976, a 19-year-old beauty, her German-born mother, and her crippled father move to the town of a firefighter nicknamed Pin-Pon. Everyone notices the provocative Eliane. She singles out Pin-Pon and soon is crying on his shoulder (she's myopic and hates her reputation as a dunce and as easy); she moves in with him, knits baby clothes, and plans their wedding. Is this love or some kind of plot? She asks Pin-Pon's mother and aunt about the piano in the barn: who delivered it on a November night in 1955? Why does she want to know, and what does it have to do with her mother's sorrows, her father's injury, this quick marriage, and the last name on her birth certificate?
コーンウォールの領主マークに育てられた騎士トリスタンは戦闘の末重傷を負い、敵国アイルランドに流れ着く。アイルランド王の娘イゾルデから献身的な介護を受けたトリスタンは、やがて彼女と恋に落ちるが、イゾルデはマークと政略結婚することになってしまう。
香港警察では、最大麻薬組織のボス、チュウ・タオを摘発する重要な捜査会議が行なわれていた。チェン・カクー刑事は山奥のスラム街で張り込みしチュウの秘書サリナを逮捕した。その隙にチュウに逃げられてしまうがチュウ一味にジャックされた路線バスを必死に追跡しチュウの逮捕も成功する。ある日、司法取引に応じたサリナが釈放され、身辺警護を命じられたチェン刑事は、彼女の出廷を妨害しようとするチュウの部下たちと激しい闘いが始まる。
Fisher, an ex-detective, decides to take one final case when a mysterious serial killer claims the lives of several young girls. Fisher, unable to find the culprit, turns to Osbourne, a writer who was once respected for his contributions to the field of criminology. Fisher begins to use Osbourne's technique, which involves empathizing with serial killers; however, as the detective becomes increasingly engrossed in this method, things take a disturbing turn.
A lone-wolf scientist sequestered in a mansion near a small desert town arouses the suspicion of the town's doctor when his lab assistant is found dead from a case of acromegaly which took only four days to develop. As the doctor investigates, aided by the scientist's new, and very female, assistant, they discover that, far worse, something much larger and hungrier than it ever should be, is devouring local cattle - and humans - in increasingly large quantities.
The story, set in 1885, follows a British officer (Heath Ledger) who resigns his post when he learns of his regiment's plan to ship out to the Sudan for the conflict with the Mahdi. His friends and fiancée send him four white feathers which symbolize cowardice. To redeem his honor he disguises himself as an Arab and secretly saves the lives of those who branded him a coward.
A housemaid falls in love with Dr. Jekyll and his darkly mysterious counterpart, Mr. Hyde.
A criminal subculture operates among U.S. soldiers stationed in West Germany just before the fall of the Berlin wall.
A young woman with nothing to look forward to in life discovers that she has been impregnated by a man who wants nothing to do with it.