Up the Front (1972)
When only Frankie's cheek could save Britain from the Hun!
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 29分
演出 : Bob Kellett
脚本 : Sid Colin, Eddie Braben
シノプシス
In Frankie Howerd's third Up... film it's World War I and he plays Lurk, an absolute cowerd, er coward. He's evading the call-up for all he's worth. But one evening he's hypnotised by a drunken hypnotist (Stanley Holloway) into being brave, but he fails to be released from it. So with his yellow streak gone Lurk is down that army office before you can say "titter ye not." Off to war he goes, mingling with sexy spies like Zsa Zsa Gabor and before long, the spellbound recruit is heading hot-foot back to Blighty with the Germans' plan of attack tattooed on his bum, and the Germans are bringing up the rear...! Full of sauce, knowing real-life references and witty remarks to camera, this is a cheeky incorrigible final instalment.
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Two salesmen travel to a small South American Country to peddle their wares. However the country is in the middle of a major conflict between the Government led by Diaz and the rebels led by Torez. When Torez is accidentally killed the rebels mistaken pick up one of the salesmen, Eric, as he looks like Torez. Eric and Ernie are promised millions to carry on the charade once the rebels take charge. However once Eric takes charge he finds himself back in danger as scheming general Carillo plans to remove the impostor from his role.
Bus driver Stan Butler agrees to marry Suzy, much to the anguish of Mum, her son-in-law, Arthur, and daughter Olive. How, they wonder, will they ever manage without Stan's money coming in? Then Arthur is sacked, and Stan agrees to delay the wedding. Meanwhile, he hits on an idea: Arthur should learn to drive a bus. Somehow he does just that, and even gets a job. Stan then blackmails the Depot Manager into giving him the job of driver on the new money-making Special Tours Bus. A great idea ...if only the inspector hadn't taken Stan on his trial run to the Windsor Safari Park
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Big screen spin-off of the Seventies sitcom. Mildred Roper is determined to make husband George celebrate their wedding anniversary in style, at a posh hotel in London. However, upon arrival George is mistaken by a gangland criminal for a rival hitman, and soon the Ropers find themselves up to their necks in trouble on the wrong side of the law!
A war drama of motor torpedo boats which did much unsung work in WW2, but the naval battles merely provide an exciting story in which an even more special romantic drama is wrapped up.
巨大コンピュータとの戦いを描くシリーズ第3弾。超高性能コンピュータを開発して世界の富を手に入れようと企む大企業の社長ウェブスターは、天才プログラマーのゴーマンを仲間に引き込み、気象衛星をコントロールすると南米上空に豪雨を降らせコーヒー畑を壊滅させようとする。しかし駆けつけたスーパーマンに作戦を阻止されたウェブスターたちは、彼の弱点であるクリプトナイトの存在を突き止めた。クリプトナイトの影響で、スーパーマンの心に悪が芽生え始めた頃、ウェブスターたちはグランド・キャニオンにスーパー・コンピュータの要塞を作り上げていた……。
Walter Pinner is the titular Punch And Judy Man plying his trade in the seaside town of Piltdown. Unhappily married to his social climbing wife, who gets him to perform at the 60th Anniversary celebrations of the town in front of all the local dignitaries, his hatred of snobbery comes to a hilarious head.
麻薬ルートを追ってフランスへ渡るドイル刑事。だが、組織に捕らえられ、彼は麻薬漬けにされてしまう。必死の努力で麻薬を体内から一掃したドイルは、再び組織へ挑む……。
An active volcano threatens a south Pacific island resort and its guests as a power struggle ensues between the property's developer and a drilling foreman.
禁断地帯を旅するテイラーとノバは、突如大きな地割れと炎に襲われテイラーは行方不明となってしまう。テイラーを追ってきたブレントの元にノバが現れ、ノバはテイラーの言付けに従い、ジーラに会うため町に案内する。ブレントはジーラ達の協力で禁断地帯へと向かうが、兵士に発見され地下に逃げ込んだ際、荒廃した地下鉄駅を見付け、未来の地球であることを知る。地下を進みニューヨークの廃墟にたどり着くと人類文明を破壊したコバルト爆弾を信仰し超能力を持つミュータント化した人類に出会う。
巨大人食いサメが街を襲撃してから3年。ようやく活気を取り戻したかに見えた海水浴場・アミティに、再び忍び寄る大きな影が……。海洋パニック映画『ジョーズ』のシリーズ第2弾。
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A crazed Vietnam vet bomber hijacks a Boeing 707 in this disaster film filled with the usual early '70s stereotypes, and demands to be taken to Russia.
15歳の高校生ピーター・パーカーは、まるで部活動のようなテンションでスパイダーマンとして活動していた。まだ若い彼の才能に気付いたアイアンマンことトニー・スタークは、ピーターを真のヒーローとして育てようとする。スタークに新しいスーツを新調してもらったピーターは、意気揚々と街へ乗り出す。
Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live amicably together at the junk yard. Always on the lookout for ways to improve his lot, Harold invests his father's life savings in a greyhound who is almost blind and can't see the hare. When the dog loses a race and Harold has to pay off the debt, he comes up with another bright idea. Collect his father's life insurance. To do this his father must pretend to be dead.
Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.