Only When I Larf (1968)
These Three Do Everything Together
ジャンル : アクション, コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 44分
演出 : Basil Dearden
脚本 : John Salmon
シノプシス
A master conman leads a pair of British accomplices on an international adventure of highly profitable dirty tricks.
ロンドンのとある刑務所を出所したチャーリーは、ボスであるブリッジャーの指示により、トリノで400万ドルの金塊を手に入れる計画を立てる。
手練の泥棒仲間たちに加え、コンピュータの第一人者であるピーチ教授を仲間にしたチャーリーたちは、一路イタリアへ向かった。そして、当時のイギリスの象徴とも言うべき、赤、白、青のユニオンジャックカラーの小型車、ミニMK-Iが3台、作戦のためにトリノに送り込まれた。トリノの街は、イタリア警察のアルファロメオと、ミニのカーチェイスが展開されることになる――。
チャーリーが率いる犯罪のプロチームは、たくさんの金塊を盗み出すのに成功。だがその直後、仲間のスティーヴが裏切り、金塊を独り占めした上、チャーリーが父のように慕う金庫破りの達人ジョンの命までも奪ってしまう。1年後。チャーリーたちはスティーヴから金塊を取り戻すため、小回りの利くミニ・クーパーを使った大胆な作戦を計画。ジョンの娘ステラを新たな仲間に加え、手始めに美貌を持つステラをスティーヴに接近させる。
1936年。シカゴの下町で、詐欺師の3人組が通り掛かりの男をヒッカケて金をだまし取る。しかし彼らが手にしたその金は、いつもとは段違いの思わぬ金額だった。悪い予感は的中。その金は、ニューヨークの大物ロネガンの手下が、賭博の上がりをシカゴへ届ける為の金だったのだ。怒った組織は、仲間の一人であるルーサーを殺害する……。
4年の刑期を終え、仮釈放されたカリスマ窃盗犯ダニー・オーシャンは、すでに次なる標的を決めていた。それは、ホテル王ベネディクトが経営するラスベガスの3大カジノの巨大地下金庫に眠る総額1億5000万ドル!かくして11人のスペシャリストたちによる犯罪ドリームチームが誕生した!
美術学芸員のハリー(コリン・ファース)はモネの名画のニセモノを使った詐欺を思いつく。相棒PJ(キャメロン・ディアス)が絵画の所有者に成り済まし、ハリーは本物と見まがうような贋作を用意して標的の億万長者シャバンダー(アラン・リックマン)に近づく。しかし超天然のPJが次々と騒動を巻き起こし、シャバンダーが別の絵画鑑定士を呼んだことで、成功間違いなしのはずの計画は予期せぬ方向に……。
無実の罪で服役していた男が憎き仇を襲う。狙うは頑丈な幌馬車に保管された砂金だった……。ジョン・ウェインとカーク・ダグラスの2大名優が顔を揃えた、コミカルな要素も魅力の傑作ウエスタン。
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