Brian M. Wixson

ABDUCTION: The town of Process is located somewhere in rural New Jersey. It's been in existence for over 100 years, although it's not on any known map. It's a nice place to visit, with lovely shops and friendly people. That is unless you are single, young, healthy and good looking! It's even worse if you are a female of childbearing age. The town has a very lucrative underground and Internet business specializing in selling human organs for transplant, selling babies to loving couples who are barren and auctioning young women into sex slavery.

フィアンセにフラれたキャリアウーマン、ジョイは（キャメロン・ディアス）は親友とともにラスベガスへ。そこで意気投合したジャック（アシュトン・カッチャー）と、いつの間にか結婚してしまう。正気に戻った2人は結婚を無効にしようとするが、そんな中カジノで300万ドルを稼ぎ、互いに大金の所有権を主張することに……。