A series of vignettes, usually of a crude sexual nature, from various not so well known comedians combining to make a hilarious spoof.
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!
Michael Carrione
The West Coast mob has problems. Its head has been assassinated, and their East Coast rivals are looking for an excuse to take them over. They find a heretofore unknown child of the don's named Toni and send for him to come to Los Angeles to take over, but the "him" turns out to be a "her"--who is also a nun.