Lindsey Jones

TV reporter Rob Salinger is married to Micki, but because she's always busy working, they hardly ever spend time together. One night at which he got stood up by Micki again, Rob meets cellist Maude and they soon get romanticly involved. When it turns out Maude is pregnant with his baby, Rob decides to marry Maude. When he's on the verge of telling Micki, she tells him she's pregnant, so he doesn't have the heart to leave her, but he marries Maude anyway. Now married to two pregnant women who don't know about each other, Rob has a busy time taking care of both and keep them from finding out.

ニューヨークの組織にバカにされたフランス暗黒街のボスは、国民的英雄で世界中のスパイを返り討ちにしたクルーゾーを殺し、その力を誇示しようとする。が、クルーゾーと女装泥棒を間違えて暗殺。政府もそれを信じて国葬を発表してしまう。家へ帰ったクルーゾーは、助手のケイトーが家を東洋風の娼館に改造しているのを知りあきれ返るが、偶然出会ったドーヴィエの元秘書で愛人のシモーヌから、香港で大量の麻薬取引が行われることを知りケイトーを連れて香港へ飛ぶ。ニューヨークから来たイタリア人マフィアに変装したクルーゾーは秘密の取引現場潜入に成功する……。