Bob Rutledge

A young Christian boy attends a druid worship that is attacked by invading Irish tribes. Taken captive, he is taken back to Ireland to become a slave. Enduring many hardships, he finds comfort and eventually salvation in his faith. After several years, he escapes back to England, where he joins a convent to prove his faith. His greatest desire is to return to Ireland to convert the Irish to Christianity. Years later, he is given the opportunity. Upon setting foot on the Irish soil, all snakes are aitomatically driven from the land. He then overcomes many obstacles, including disagreements with the British Cardinal (Malcolm McDowell), to fulfill his destiny and ultimately being given Sainthood.

刑務所行きと引き換えに、警察学校に強制入学させられたチンピラのマホーニー。だが周囲の新入生も、彼に負けず劣らずの型破りな性格で問題行動ばかり起こす。伝統ある警察学校の品位が下がることを恐れた鬼教官のハリスは、彼らを退学させようと激しい嫌がらせをする。しかし、マホーニーたちは厳しい特訓をかわしつつ、せっせとイタズラに精を出す。