Big "BJ" John
Zack McHammertime's lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS, a local singing competition, promises its victor $100 billion. To mask his total lack of talent, Zack hires backstory-less friends(?) Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat, as well as 6 foot 3-year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known: Four Straight Guys.
