Army Sergeant
ある夜、プリンストン大学で教諭をする地球外生物学者、ヘレン・ベンソン博士の自宅にアメリカ政府のエージェントが突然やってきた。強制的にある非常事態への協力を求められたヘレンは1年前に他界した夫の連れ子であるジェイコブを隣人に預け、あわただしく公用車に乗り込む。すでに政府は軍を総動員出動させ警戒態勢を敷き、町は異様なまでに静まり返っていた。政府がヘレンのほかに核物理学・天文学・地質学などの権威を招集したのは、木星の外側で観測された謎の物体への対策を講じるためだった。小惑星と思われるその物体は想定外の進路を信じがたい速度で移動し、マンハッタンへと迫っているのだった。
Tom Hilts
One year after running away from home, Nicole and Jesse are still missing. When Jesse's brother, Tom, returns home from active duty, he sets out with his friends Marilyn and Jared to locate the lost couple. Their search leads them to the stretch of old highway with a mysterious Rest Stop, where they find themselves in the same predicament as Nicole and Jesse: confronting a madman.
Leg-Shaving Wolverine
The team behind Scary Movie takes on the comic book genre in this tale of Rick Riker, a nerdy teen imbued with superpowers by a radioactive dragonfly. And because every hero needs a nemesis, enter Lou Landers, aka the villainously goofy Hourglass.
Gym Employee
After his fiancée, Kate, dies in an accident on their wedding day, veterinarian Henry grows depressed. To help him move on, his sister has him visit psychic Ashley and gives her Kate's diary. Ashley uses the journal's details to convincingly deliver the fake message that Kate wants Henry to move on. However, Kate's ghost is watching over Ashley and Henry. Furious when they fall for each other, she vows to sabotage their relationship.
Kyle
A fading country music star (Keith) returns to his hometown, where he reunites with his childhood sweetheart and also meets his 16-year-old daughter for the first time.
