News Reporter
The third installment in the successful Bad Ass action-comedy franchise. Bad Asses on the Bayou reunites the dynamic duo, Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) and Bernie Pope (Danny Glover), as they travel to Louisiana to attend the wedding of their dear friend Carmen Gutierrez (Loni Love). What was pictured as a wedding weekend escape to the south turns violently ugly as madness and mayhem ensue, pressing our senior heroes to once again serve justice.
Channel 8 Reporter
海軍の水兵とその家族を乗せたフェリーが、突然大爆発を起こした。現場を捜査した結果、爆発がテロだったことが判明。さらに、爆発現場の近くで発見された女性の死体が、殺人によるものだということも判明した。その死体の女性・クレアに奇妙なデジャヴを感じたATF捜査官の主人公。ある捜査スタッフ達と共に4日と6時間前の映像を見られる監視モニターを見せられる。
Senator Clauston
Dr. Maddy Rierdon, an investigator for the Department of Agriculture, is the only person who can protect America from a deadly breed of bioengineered locusts.
Reporter
Brittany Aarons is one of the many girls who has a crush on popular singer and boy-toy Jordan Cahill. However, she is bored of living a suburban existence and seeks a little something more.
Reporter #3
A juror on the inside and a woman on the outside manipulate a court trial involving a major gun manufacturer.
TV Newscaster
A man works for the unpleasant guru of a Scientology-like movement.
