Trevor Hobbs
Cop and accomplished fencer Andrew is assigned to protect archaeologist and museum curator Julie Wilkins, the only witness to the theft of the legendary sword of Alexander the Great. Andrew has recurring dreams about two men having a sword fight in what is to be a historical place. At his fencing club he meets Stratos, initiator of a deadly swordplay competition, who seems to be the key to both Andrew's haunting visions and the loss of Alexander's sword.
Football Player
운영상의 부정으로 해체되었던 텍사스 주립대 미식 축구팀은 그 후, 대쪽같은 코치 철학의 소유자로 유명한 제네로(Coach Gennero: 헥터 엘리존도 분)를 초빙, 팀을 재창단한다. 팀의 구성원들은, 매경기를 전투처럼 여기고 덤비는 풀백, 헬멧은 여자들이나 하는 것으로 아는 하프백, 센터에 반한 여자 킥커 등 학생 신분의 아마츄어 선수들로 그들의 형편없는 실력에 남감해진 코치는 과거 무적의 쿼터백으로 활약했던 블레이크(Paul Blake: 스콧 바쿨라 분)를 영입키로 한다. 34세의 나이로 아직 풋볼에 미련이 남아있던 블레이크는 옛 스승의 요청을 혼쾌히 수락, 새롭게 선수생활을 시작한다.
Waiter
A warlock refuses to use his powers for evil, but comes across another warlock who isn't bothered by such trivial matters. In fact, the evil warlock falls for the good warlock's girlfriend, and decides to get rid of his competition so he can turn the girlfriend into one of his many sex slaves. The good warlock, not quite sure how to handle the situation, turns to an African witch doctor for help.
Kevin Muncy
An ecological disaster turns some rednecks into flesh-eating mutants.
Rick
Aliens invade an aerobics class before the credits roll in this horror anthology spoof illustrating outrageous stories that could easily be found in a tabloid newspaper at your local grocery store checkout! The stories are: Baby Born With Full Beard, BBQ Of The Dead, and Killer Vacuum Destroys Town
Security Guard
Set in the 1930s, this murder mystery stars Jamie Barrett as a cub reporter who poses as a hooker to get the dirt on a shady pimp (Frank Annese).
One of the 'Three Wise Guys'
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Cody
A mother obsessed with mind-altering televangelism consequently vomits a pulsating growth that slithers down the throat of her son during the night. Upon spewing the parasite, the son is driven by an uncontrollable force to murder and feed corpses to the now-multiple-toothed monsters manifesting throughout the house. This gory, shot-on-Super-8 regional rarity is a micro-budget salute to H.G. Lewis and H.P. Lovecraft. — Evan Husney, Drafthouse Films
