Douglas
When a horrific accident forces a deeply dysfunctional couple to check into a decrepit motel, a lecherous and deranged desk clerk arranges for them to witness three unholy visions of the macabre. But when cautionary tales of bloodlust, deadly creatures and a world filled with the undead don't faze these two narcissists, stronger measures are right at hand.
Brian
아무도 왜 이런 일이 발생하는지 모른다. 어떤 이들은 유성이 지구 옆을 바짝 스쳐 지나갔기 때문이라고 하고 어떤 이들은 수천년 간 인간이 지은 죄악의 댓가라고 믿는다. 이유야 어쨌든 간에 죽은 사람들이 무덤에서 살아 났으며 그들은 몹시 굶주려 있다. 좀비들과의 전쟁에서 살아남은 한 소대의 대장인 브라이언은 적들에 의해 농장 근처로 끌려간다. 그곳은 좀비들이 인간들을 양육하여 먹이로 삼고 있는 비밀 장소이다. 브라이언은 좀비들의 먹이감이자 노예가 되어버린 인간들을 구하려 탈출하려 하는데...
No Personality Penguin (voice)
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Pvt. Falkner (as Jim Marlow)
This is a Twilight Zone type story that involves five soldiers out on a mission. And they soon find themselves stuck in a foxhole in an apparently deserted camp. Then strange things begin to happen. For one they are surrounded by strange creatures shrouded in black who do not fire on them or attempt to hurt them in any way but still they stay out there watching, almost as if waiting for something. And this, along with other things that happen, cause these men to question weather they are alive or dead. And that is where their struggle begins. Exploring the age old question of fate and if it is something that is written in stone or is it something we as people can affect. One by one, four of these five men give in to fate as it were and walk off into the woods never to be seen again, but Captain Jason Briggs will not give up for any reason and in the end it is up to him alone to fine out if he can truly change his own fate.
Lou
While searching for a way out of the woods, a group of lost friends stumble upon Camp Hiawatha and take up with the teens who are bunking there. But the party's over when they discover that this camp is literally stuck in a time warp -- 1981, to be exact -- and that they're living the same horrible day over and over. Can they escape the wrath of a killer who's silently stalking the campers and their terrified counselors?
Someone is killing off all the hot guys in the neighborhood, their mutalated bodies turning up throughout Jackson Street. Slake and his dim-witted partner, Caleb work their way through an assortment of exotic dancers, delivery boys and corporate lawyers. Investigating the gruesome murders is detective Jared Stone who is prepared to find out who the killer is
