Derek Francis

Compilation of classic clips, featuring the best performances from across the much-loved comedian's long BBC career, including examples of Emery's best-known slapstick routines and catchphrases. All the greatest clips from Dick Emery's long-running BBC career - a chance for fans both old and new to see what a huge contribution Emery made to contemporary slapstick comedy. All the classic characters appear: the father and son skinheads (with Roy Kinnear), "Oooh! You Are Awful", and a plethora of slapstick Lords, little old ladies, vicars and schoolmasters.

Caroline is to be wed to Sir Ralph and invites her sister Barbara to be her bridesmaid. Barbara seduces Ralph, however, and she becomes the new Lady, but despite her new wealthy situation, she gets bored and turns to highway robbery for thrills. While on the road she meets a famous highwayman, and they continue as a team, but some people begin suspecting her identity, and she risks death if she continues her nefarious activities.

The true story of the First world football competition, won by a team comprised of miners from Durham.

A young Eskimo boy accidentally gets hit by a mysterious ray during a secret British experiment and finds that he is now electrified.

Three unrelated horror shorts from 1975 UK horror anthology series "Classics Dark and Dangerous" edited together into one horror film anthology with three segments. Each story features a woman who willingly or unwillingly spreads evil.

겁쟁이 쿠퍼가 재버워크를 쓰러트리고 재버워크로부터 빼앗긴 왕국을 구한다는 내용

An American occult novelist battles to save the soul of a young girl from a group of Satanists, led by an excommunicated priest, who plan on using her as the representative of the Devil on Earth.

A young woman looking into the disappearance of her fiance discovers that the last place he was seen was at a very strange motel.

A vampire terrorizes a quiet English town.

A husband and wife team are hired to protect an eccentric millionaire from an assassin but a series of murders follows.

A popular member of the Oxford community is killed and nobody figure out why. A police inspector is called in from Scotland Yard and discovers there may be more to the victim than anyone knows.

The final days in the Bunker, with Hitler becoming more and more paranoid, plumbing the depths of his madness and reaching his well deserved fate.

A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn't been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff—they all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotel's foundations.

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.

Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?

Approaching middle-age and stuck in an unfulfilled marriage, a suburban British housewife allows herself a sexual fling with a brash young hunk she meets on a commuter train.

돈밖에 모르는 수전노 스크루지는 크리스마스를 기뻐하며 축하하는 사람들이 못마땅하기만 하다. 가난한 사람들에게 비싼 이자를 받는 고리대금업으로 돈을 모으는 것이 인생의 유일한 낙인 그는 크리스마스라고 저녁초대를 하러 찾아온 조카를 매몰차게 보내고 집으로 돌아온다. 혼자 저녁을 먹던 스크루지는 동업자였던 말리의 유령을 만나게 되는데, 말리는 무거운 쇠사슬을 온 몸에 감고 그에게 계속 비열하게 살면 자신과 같은 운명이 될 거라고 경고하고 새벽에 세 명의 유령이 스크루지를 찾아올 거라고 말하고 떠난다. 잠시 후 새벽이 되자 스크루지에게 과거와 현재, 미래의 유령이 나타나고 그는 과거로 가서 순수했던 자신의 모습과 연인을 보고 후회하게 된다. 또 현재의 유령과는 비서인 크래칫과 조카의 집을 방문해 자신의 참모습을 보게 되고, 미래의 유령과 찾아간 미래에선 비참한 자신의 미래를 보고 깊은 반성을 한다. 새벽이 지나고 아침이 되자 스크루지는 무사히 자신의 방에서 깨어나 깊은 참회의 눈물을 흘리며 세상을 위해 사는 새로운 사람이 되겠다고 다짐한다. 기쁨에 찬 스크루지는 자신한테 빚진 사람들의 돈을 탕감해 주고 크래칫을 찾아가 주급을 올려준 후 병든 아들인 팀의 병을 고쳐주겠다고 약속한다.

The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called "The Wit to Woo". The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble

Moon (Michael Latimer) is a mercenary who joins forces with two crooked cops in an attempt to steal 90 million dollars in gold from an Arab country decimated by political chaos. Sex, violence and mayhem accompany the group of double-crossing heavies who covet the purloined loot. A bevy of females willingly submit to seduction, and a sadistic homosexual murderer trails Moon and his malevolent gang for the gold in this compelling crime drama.

A successful London ad-exec hires a beautiful Hungarian girl to pose for some modeling shots, little realising that she has overheard an assassination plot and is now being hunted by some dangerous killers.

어느 중년 부부들이 나체촌을 찾아 캠핑을 떠난다. 하지만 그 곳에는 기대하던 나체촌은 보이지 않고, 단체로 놀러온 여학생들만이 캠핑촌을 차지하고 있다. 젊은 여학생들의 뒤만 따라다니는 남편, 그런 남편을 눈에 불을 켜고 감시하는 아내를 비롯해 깐깐한 여사감과 교장, 말썽꾸러기 여학생들이 한바탕 소동을 일으킨다.

Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.

Phineas T. Barnum and friends finance the first flight to the moon but find the task a little above them. They attempt to blast their rocket into orbit from a massive gun barrel built into the side of a Welsh mountain, but money troubles, spies and saboteurs ensure that the plan is doomed before it starts...

러시아의 로마노프 황실을 이야기할때 빼놓을 수 없는 인물이 하나있다. 바로 라라 라스푸틴의 노래가사로도 유명한 "그리고리라스푸틴이다. 그는 고려 말 황실을 좌지우지하며 온갖 엽기적인 행위로 결국 고려를 멸망하게 만든 괴승 "신돈"의 러시아판 이라고 할 수 있다. 괴승신돈처럼라스푸틴도 러시아 로마노프 왕조의 멸망과 직결된 인물이다. 음탕하고 술에 취해 수도원에서 쫓겨난 라스푸틴은 운을 시험해 보기 위해 상트페테르부르크로 여행을 합니다. 기다리던 차리나의 여인들 중 한 사람과 장난을 치면서 그는 자신이 제일 잘한다고 하는 치유와 최면술의 힘으로 그들을 완치 하면서 곧 궁정에서 커다란 권력과 영향력을 얻게 됩니다. 그러나 권력에 도취한 그는 자신을 죽이고 싶어하는 적들을기필코 죽이는 만행을 저지르고 맙니다.

Norman is quite happy selling newspapers outside Westminster station but his Grandfather (the Prime Minister) wants to get him "a more responsible job". A few favours are called in and Norman becomes the newest reporter at the seaside town of Tinmouth. After causing chaos at a local council meeting and causing the demolition of a new house he tries to organise a beauty pageant. A slapstick tale of corruption in high and low places

The story of Ted and Jackie, two London kids who decide to run away to Liverpool and, from there, stow away on a ship bound for Jamaica - the home of Jackie's estranged father.

The TARDIS crew take up residence near Rome in 64AD, where Ian and Barbara are kidnapped by slave traders, and the Doctor's imitation of Maximus Pettulian sees him taken to the court of Emperor Nero where he inadvertently plays a part in deciding the course of history...

인간의 의지와 죽음의 사유 세계!! 사랑하는 아내 리게아를 땅에 묻은지 몇 년이 지나 사랑스런 여인 로위나를 만나 결국 결혼을 한다. 그녀를 만난후로 깊은 사랑에 빠지면서도 리게아가 늘 곁에 있음을 느낀다. 어느날 묘비명에서 리게아의 사망일자가 지워져 버린 것을 발견 하게 되는데...

A middle-aged stock actor goes to London to try the big time. After much frustration, he lands a job doing TV commercials, gaining wealth and recognition. He eventually gives it all up to return to stage work and keep his pride.

The film is based on the actual events of the Portland Spy Ring trial in the U.K. A disgruntled Navy Clerk is transferred to a secret research establishment and is subsequently black-mailed/paid by Czech intelligence to procure secrets for them. He seduces the secretary who controls the most secret documents, and they enjoy the fruits of their treachery until the British authorities begin to close in on them.

A bored housewife has an affair with her mother's lodger.

A fastidious insurance assessor investigates a potential case of insurance fraud.

A self-employed lorry driver is determined to find the criminals responsible for hijacking him.

When developer John Goggin plans to build a civic center, only Emma Mannering's corset shop stands in the way, and she refuses to sell, so he sends his unscrupulous assistant Ed Crayshaw to "fix" things, but instead, he's double-crossed.

A pretty young woman will do anything to escape her deadly dull existence in the backlots of Wales. But when she reaches the bright lights of London is the price too high?

A television interviewer is determined to get a coup on a dodgy cabinet minister.

A captain and his sailors investigate the rampaging "Marsh Phantoms" terrorizing a coastal town, but their search is hindered by a local reverend and a horrifying curse.

At the end of WW2, a compassionate Dutch policeman helps smuggle a Jewish woman into British Palestine.

Arson is the way out for a failing cosmetics company.

Two rival gangs are trying to fix horse races and a jockey is attacked and left for dead in a stage-managed car crash. An insurance investigator makes routine enquiries into the "accident" and one of the gang leaders feels threatened by this and takes counter measures.

Johnnie Byrne is a member of the British Parliament. In his 40s, he's feeling frustrated with his life and his personal as well as professional problems tower up over him. His desires to win the next election are endangered by his constant looking for love and he is faced with the choice of giving up a career in politics or giving up the woman he loves.

When a robbery at a racetrack goes wrong ex-con Johnny Bannion is caught and sent back to prison. He won't tell the rest of the gang where he has stashed the loot leading to violent consequences.