Candidate Kid chronicles the adventures of Rhea Justice, a twelve-year old girl like many twelve-year-old girls - sharp and precocious at times, shy and awkward at others.
Davey's milk delivery job offers him scant excitement. But when a few of the lonely housewives, including the alluring Rita, want him to deliver a little more than just pints of milk, Davey launches into a series of sexcapades that quickly get out of hand. Soon, he finds himself engaged to two women, dodging a local gangster who doesn't appreciate his "service" and fighting false rape charges in court.