멕시코 사람들이 모여 사는 작은 도시 맥파랜드(로스앤젤레스 인근)에 위치한 맥파랜드고등학교에 부임해온 체육코치 짐 화이트는 하루빨리 이곳을 벗어나고 싶어 하던 중 뜻밖의 가능성을 발견하게 된다. 학생들의 달리기 실력이 뛰어난 것에 주목한 짐은 '캘리포니아주 크로스컨트리 대회' 출전을 목표로 학생들을 훈련시키는데...
Bob Friends (Michael Waite) is a thirty-something salesman who works two jobs and lives with his sister. He has a dream of opening a fast food restaurant for kids selling only pink and blue food. When his boss (Evan R. Press) tells him to spend a few days with the company's top seller, Stephanie (Gheree O'Bannon), he accidentally gets involved with an eccentric con woman named Verushka (Yelena Danova) instead. She implicates Bob in her daffy get-rich-quick schemes, usually on the wrong side of the law. By the time he figures it all out, he's fallen for her charms.
Adolf Hitler faces himself and must come to terms with his infamous career in an imaginary post-war subterranean bunker where he reviews historical films, dictates his memoirs and encounters Eva Braun, Josef Goebbels, Hermann Göring and Sigmund Freud.
Inspired by O. Henry's short story about a young bride and groom, each of whom foolishly--but quite lovingly--sacrifices a treasured possession to buy the perfect Christmas gift for their mate.