Basil Beauchamp
Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.
Shirtmaker
감옥에서 출소하는 찰리 크로커. 죽은 동료가 미처 실행치 못했던 계획을 떠맡게 된다. 그것은 바로 교통정체를 이용한 4백만불 금괴 강탈 계획. 이 일생일대의 건수를 위해 찰리는 컴퓨터 전문가, 미니쿠퍼의 운전사, 행동대원을 모은다 금괴 탈취를 위한 그들만의 계획이 시작되고...