Brian
Businessmen Oliver Darcy and Brian Douglas have been quietly embezzling money from their employers for months. When Oliver's daughter is mysteriously kidnapped, the two men take desperate measures to protect their illegal fortune and get the girl back without the help of the police. What begins as a simple plan quickly explodes into a maelstrom of violence and betrayal when a call girl, a dirty cop and a gang of thugs learn of the crime and arrange their own ways of collecting the ransom money.
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전세계를 홀린 진정한 짐승남이 온다! 애 같은 남자와 남자 같은 곰의 발칙한 우정! 어린 시절, 왕따에게도 왕따를 당하던 존(마크 월버그)의 소원을 통해 생명을 얻은 곰인형 테드(세스 맥팔레인)! 말하고 걷는 곰인형 테드는 전세계적인 스타가 된다. 그러나 세월에는 장사가 없는 법. 대중에게 잊혀진 스타 테드는 취미 음주가무, 특기 여자 꼬시기인 백수 한량으로 전락한다. 곰인형 외모에 어울리지 않는 음담패설과 욕설을 일삼는 발칙한 곰 테드와 27년째 그와 죽고 못사는 절친 존! 참다 못한 존의 여자친구 로리(밀라 쿠니스)는 남친의 미래를 위해 극약처방을 선택하는데… “테드, 내 남친 옆에서 좀 꺼져 줄래?”
Oliver's Consort
Oliver can't help but wonder if his new tattoo is the cause of his recent spate of romantic bad luck. Gay and single in San Francisco, he spends a lot of time out and about meeting other like individuals. As he fails repeatedly to connect with any eligible bachelors and it seems that the pickings are getting slimmer and slimmer, he becomes more and more distraught over what could be the true meaning and power of his tattoo and whether it has doomed him to be alone forever.
