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Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird’s attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.
Girl in Pool
Fast-paced, almost plotless rock and roll film musical set during a crazy night in the lives of a dozen or more teenagers.
First Brunette Captive
German slavers capture and torture beautiful women.
Jane
Story of a wife-swapping party
Ann
Minnie Curtis
Sassy streetwise hooker Alice teaches eager newbie Minnie the tricks of her trade. However, complications ensue after Minnie's fiancé Arnold discovers what she does for a living.
Girl on Brown Bed
Mad Scientist Dr. Werner von Sperm has created The Orgy Machine! It can see through walls, and it can control people's minds! Anyone brought under its influence turns from their normal pursuits to wild, crazed, sex! How much will countries pay him to avoid having their top people turned into sex-crazed libertines? He wants to find out!
Dancing Girl (uncredited)
Hapless researcher Homer travels through time, jumping through the erotic history of civilization.
Chiquita
Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon and Jill Sweete are the bodacious gals involved in this wild story about a family chartering a fishing boat for a cruise who discover that the ship's actually on a relax run. The family soon become captives in a savage and sexy seafaring saga that's sure no "Gilligan's Island."
Skye
An explicit series of erotic vignettes centering on the sexual fantasies of adolescents: A nervous young woman makes love with a sensitive nice guy; an old man has sex with a teenage girl; a young lady gets so aroused watching her best gal pal make love to her boyfriend that she partakes in a lesbian make-out session with said gal pal before eventually engaging in a threesome; a cute girl aggressively seduces her timid boyfriend; and a gal engages in vigorous anal sex with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Rene Bond demonstrates her remarkable prowess with fellatio in the wrap-around segments.
Gina - Bar Entertainer
Two drug runners get caught up in the Tijuana sex scene.
Fantastically sleazy story of a young girl being violently deflowered and finding comfort in her mother’s arms.
Martha
We meet a young girl that comes across a groupie in a parking lot, whom she asks if the young girl would like to come home with her. When they get there we discover a band family where everyone sleeps with everyone. All the madness is dictated by pretty boy band leader Rick Lutze.
Angelique
A vampire roams the streets of early 1970s Los Angeles and welcomes an unsuspecting young couple into his home.
Hooker in White Top (uncredited)
An ambitious mobster, Marko, makes the local brothel into a rousing success after double-crossing the mafia Don. This of course angers certain people who come after him.
Cindy
A couple, Bill ("greaser" porn actor Henry Ferris: ugh-h-h-h!) and Cathy has their car break down -it looks like a vintage Daimler. They go to a nearby house to use the phone (probably the corniest plot device, so often repeated in porn history) to call a garage. Lady of the house Cindy (sexy Carmen Olivera) introduces them to swinging.
Vanessa
The story of the adventures of a sex-education instructor who makes house calls.
Pam (uncredited)
Typical early seventies grindhouse porno of little distinction. Setup is neglected housewives will have sex with whoever is available
Hooker in Boots
In this hardcore parody of "Dragnet", two vice detectives roam the city looking for prostitutes. Only instead of arresting them, the cops have sex with them. One day they hit the "jackpot" when they discover a brothel.