왕따에게도 왕따 당하던 8살 존(마크 월버그)의 크리스마스 소원으로 살아 움직이게 된 테드(세스 맥팔레인)! 무적의 썬더 버디로 30년 동안 철없고 끈끈한 우정을 이어가던 둘은 테드가 인간이 아니라 물건(?)이라는 법원의 판결로 멘붕에 빠진다. 빡친 테드는 존과 함께 자신의 인권(?)을 입증하기 위해 승률 99.8% 변호사 사만다(아만다 사이프리드)를 찾아가는데……
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Oliver Mansfield, son of a corrupt industrialist, is young, handsome, charming and intelligent, and he believes in nothing, least of all in love. That changes when he meets the woman of his dreams: Verena, twenty years older...
