A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.
어느 중년 부부들이 나체촌을 찾아 캠핑을 떠난다. 하지만 그 곳에는 기대하던 나체촌은 보이지 않고, 단체로 놀러온 여학생들만이 캠핑촌을 차지하고 있다. 젊은 여학생들의 뒤만 따라다니는 남편, 그런 남편을 눈에 불을 켜고 감시하는 아내를 비롯해 깐깐한 여사감과 교장, 말썽꾸러기 여학생들이 한바탕 소동을 일으킨다.
Lord Wingate, aquitted after appearing in court for fraud, starts up a 'finishing school' to teach girls how to extract money from rich men, in return for a percentage of their gains. He enlists the help of the Duchess of Burwood (Alcoholic Aristocrat played by Rose Alba) as a teacher and Hector (Cockney Geezer played by Nosher Powell) as fitness instructor. A probation officer friend supplies the first batch of pupils fresh from Holloway prison via a clapped out old mini bus. Suspicious neighbours and police together with newspaper reports naming the prison girls now hobnobbing in high society results in a raid and new court appearance for Lord Wingate. The Judge sentences him but plots to start up his own 'school for sex'.
Playboy John Carter picks up a woman in a discotheque and takes her home. When she is murdered and he is framed for the crime, he finds himself drawn into a seedy underworld plot.
