In Memory Of
몬티큐 집안의 트로미오는 어느 날 젖소 복장을 하고 파티에 갔다가 자신들과 원수인 캐퓰릿 집안의 아름다운 소녀 줄리엣을 만나게 된다. 둘은 곧 사랑에 빠지고, 주위의 눈을 피해 밀회를 나눈다. 그러나 가학성음란증이 있는 줄리엣의 아버지는 딸을 돈만 많은 아버클이라는 남자와 결혼시키려 하고, 줄리엣은 얼굴이 흉측한 괴물로 변하는 약을 먹고 이 결혼을 모면하는데..
Distinguished Gentleman in Park
Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. He is also out to do good deeds and fight crime in the name of the law. The only problem is that a number of corrupt people in the community and their henchmen want him dead so that they can gain power when 'the evil one' come to take over the world. Sgt. Kabukiman must use his special superpowers to outsmart and out-fight the bad guys.
Lawyer
A film producer murders his star actress during an erotic "game" and makes it look like suicide. The dead girl's lesbian lover discovers what happened, and plots her revenge.
Mr. Crumb
After a series of mishaps, a young man is fired from his job for failing to deliver a package. He goes on a journey to find himself, encountering various characters including a priest and the owner of a pornographic bookstore, who are seen in black and white interview segments.
