Hot Dog Vendor
성실하고 순진한 가장인 쳇(존 캔디 분)은 가족을 데리고 호숫가로 나와 휴가를 즐긴다. 허풍이 세고 약간 사기성이 있는 아랫 동서 로먼(댄 애크로이드 분)이 가족들을 데리고 예기치 않게 쳇이 있는 곳으로 찾아온다. 둘은 만나기만 하면 티격태격 싸운다. 로먼은 자신의 경제적 파산을 숨기고 쳇의 순진한 마음을 이용하여 거액의 수표를 우려내지만 양심의 가책을 받아 수표를 찢어버리고 자신의 음모를 털어놓는다.
Chaos ensues when two former college friends, one a housewife and the other the editor of a hip women's magazine, decide to swap lifestyles between them.
Jonathan Greggs
Count Yorga continues to prey on the local community while living by a nearby orphanage. He also intends to take a new wife, while feeding his bevy of female vampires.
Peter
Sixties couples Michael and Donna and Paul and Erica become involved with the intense Count Yorga at a Los Angeles séance, the Count having latterly been involved with Erica's just-dead mother. After taking the Count home, Paul and Erica are waylayed, and next day a listless Erica is diagnosed by their doctor as having lost a lot of blood. When she is later found feasting on the family cat the doctor becomes convinced vampirism is at work, and that its focus is Count Yorga and his large isolated house.
