A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.
After one schoolgirl is raped while taking a short cut through the local woods, and another is murdered in the same woods a few days later, the local police are baffled. With the help of a reporter from one of the local papers, and against the wishes of a psychologist at the local hospital, a young teacher at the school the girls attended uses herself as bait to lure the perpetrator out. Could it be the creepy husband of the head mistress at the school, the psychologist who seems to be taking an unusual interest in the case, or something altogether more sinister?
Dr. Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, and he flies back to England to fame and fortune. But others want to cash in on his good fortunes, and some just want him brought down a peg or two.
어느 중년 부부들이 나체촌을 찾아 캠핑을 떠난다. 하지만 그 곳에는 기대하던 나체촌은 보이지 않고, 단체로 놀러온 여학생들만이 캠핑촌을 차지하고 있다. 젊은 여학생들의 뒤만 따라다니는 남편, 그런 남편을 눈에 불을 켜고 감시하는 아내를 비롯해 깐깐한 여사감과 교장, 말썽꾸러기 여학생들이 한바탕 소동을 일으킨다.
